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W! Cardiff sucks. Three fucking hours in traffic today and then I get pulled over for speeding. Fascist BASTARDS!

WTF is this Spitfire shit? :prooap: :nurseoap: :flyer:

Happy Birthday Chipz. Completely off the subject... why are loads of ppl putting coc(k) in front of their nick? Fags???:P

"Drink!Drink!Drink!Drink! "DRINK!"

Colin was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone,anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Colin and his...

Must have the shits - or is a new ut bind? <utaBot2> 4:45 : Plonko=E[o]S=: I need a dump really bad <Suicidal> lol @plonko <PERPLEXER> lol <utaBot2> 4:26 : Completed by Plonko=E[o]S= <utaBot2> 4:24 : {SUYM}_Vector inflicted mortal damage upon Plonko=E[o]S= with the Shock Rifle.

* Don't drink and drive in Gwent (highest DD detection rate in the UK). * If you do get stopped after a party, pretend that it wasn't you driving - suggest it was really your invisible friend, Big Tony, who will become rambling and aggressive if you are not waved on immediately. * If your...

Somebody here knows who Pob is... but who?

An exiting tale of everyone's favourite Monkeys caught up in the Danish invasions. CHAPTER ONE The Collapse of Roman Imperialism Martz and CJ were coming back through Tadger's Field when suddenly they saw the collapse o Roman Imperialism. "Gosh" said Martz. "So, a combination of...

1. Buy the string 2. Tie a knot in it 3. Tie another knot in it 4 or 5. If it's long enough, tie a third knot in it or if not, untie one of the previous knots 6. Untie any remaining knots 7. Flick the string onto the floor with a rolled-up newspaper 8. Throw the string away If you live...

Forced to have lunch at a crummy Welsh Colliery today I was unsuprisingly disappointed with the menu. Suddenly I spotted something appropriate - and it was delicious! I was so impressed with it I felt I should share it with you all... Cold Rice Pudding and Leeks in Cellophane All the things...