true ?

[Exorcist]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes
100%?


What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?


Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%?


We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%..


How about achieving 103%?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:


What makes up 100% in life?


If:


A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And, Attitude will get you there,

Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!!

 

[Exorcist]

prolly old but im bored

 

[riotz]

Someones been watching too many Mcdonalds adverts "too get to the top of my game, I had to give 110%"

Mcdonalds now with 100% beef!

 

[BRaiNRaiN]

 

[MeetYourMaker]

Mcdonalds now with 100% beef!

They shouldnt be allowed to say that, it should be 100% cow, beef is technically the proper meat part of the animal

 

[Exorcist]

Lies mcdonalds make their burgers outa carboard

 

[Moon]

 

[riotz]

Cardboard & outta date newspapers!