strangest/most weird prezzie bought/recieved

[Mistress]

ok now i know this isnt a prezzie but the most strangest thing ive bought this year to do with xmas is scented toilet paper wtf possessed me??

 

[Mistress]

i got bought a box of xmas cards for xmas one year i was told they would come in handy for the year after and as usual i lost them!

 

[UltraViolet]

Ermmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[Mistress]

Ermmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[UltraViolet]

The Xmas card thing I've done before but found the cards. When you've got over 50 cards to send having some spare around the house is not a bad thing!

 

[Mistress]

The Xmas card thing I've done before but found the cards. When you've got over 50 cards to send having some spare around the house is not a bad thing!

I send 50+ as well but at the end of the day what a crappy present!!

 

[UltraViolet]

I send 50+ as well but at the end of the day what a crappy present!!

I always ask for a hint as to what the person would like... most of the time i get the right thing. Gfriend this year should be well happy

 

[zombie]

Each year, at work, we get each other things,
All names goes into a hat, and then u pick a name out, then u got to get them something.
This year, we have had a few new people start, so we dont no what they r like...
This is what i got him....lol

 

[Ðeadßoy]

I always ask for a hint as to what the person would like... most of the time i get the right thing. Gfriend this year should be well happy

y u answered 1 of those penis exentsion e-mails

 

[Mistress]

 

[Exorcist]

lee second hand presents are not accepted

 

[Thrasher (_!_)]

Each year, at work, we get each other things,
All names goes into a hat, and then u pick a name out, then u got to get them something.
This year, we have had a few new people start, so we dont no what they r like...
This is what i got him....lol

that'll come in useful !

 

[UltraViolet]

y u answered 1 of those penis exentsion e-mails

No, you forwared on the crap they sent to you after paying 100's ££££'s to me and
I thought that it was a waste of time. No one wants to 25 inch nob.

 

[Mistress]

No, you forwared on the crap they sent to you after paying 100's ££££'s to me and
I thought that it was a waste of time. No one wants to 25 inch nob.

id love a bloke with a 25 inch knob if there is anyone out there with a 25 inch penis pm me

 

[zombie]

/me goes off to "Pm" Mistress

 

[Humph]

id love a bloke with a 25 inch knob if there is anyone out there with a 25 inch penis pm me

I know just the fella!

Meet Bobby:

 

[HUEY]

OLD

 

[Mistress]

:lolL i think ill pass ty

 

[Snee]

id love a bloke with a 25 inch knob if there is anyone out there with a 25 inch penis pm me

tbh there is a pornstar with a cock of almost that length lol... if im right his nickname is The Rock

 

[UltraViolet]

id love a bloke with a 25 inch knob if there is anyone out there with a 25 inch penis pm me

You must be double jointed or something?