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Mistress

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Jul 19, 2003
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warks uk
If it isnt one thing with my cars its another!


in the past 4 weeks ive had:

2 accidents
a dodgy lamber sensor
a even more dodgy engine management light
and now to top it all off a non-starter!!!!!!!

:mad:
 
:lol:

U mean one of these?

woman + man + car = good time
woman + gear stick / Handbrake = good time
 
wtf is a lamber sensor ?

Are lambers dangerous ?
How will I recognise one ?
Should I get my car a sensor so I will know when a lamber is close by ?
Do I need a clove of garlic or a blessed silver bullet ?
 
Thrasher (_!_) said:
wtf is a lamber sensor ?

Are lambers dangerous ?
How will I recognise one ?
Should I get my car a sensor so I will know when a lamber is close by ?
Do I need a clove of garlic or a blessed silver bullet ?


:lol:
 
RAC have been it was something stupid we are unsure wot but its running now anyhoo.
 
For all those who dont know but dont want to ask a woman a lamber sensor is a sensor that tell the engine how much petrol to use, when it plays up u either have 2 much petrol and flood the engine or 2 little and it cuts out,
but the sensor realises its wrong so tries to correct the problem but ends up going the opposite way so in short its a nose that tells the engine how much petrol 2 use.

Mine keeps running lean then rich then lean again etc etc.
 
I bet u have a custom exhaust and a 2-foot spoiler on the back too?

u been playing too much Need For Speed.... :P
 
Lamber sensor - I'm sure Gordon Freeman knows what thoose are and which part of the Lamber Complex it was made in.

:D
 
Wasn't it Lambda?
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Sorry if I just ruined your great joke there :p:


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fs never refreshed before i posted :(

F*CK OFF HUMPHRO
 
Mistress said:
If it isnt one thing with my cars its another!


in the past 4 weeks ive had:

2 accidents
a dodgy lamber sensor
a even more dodgy engine management light
and now to top it all off a non-starter!!!!!!!

:mad:
time to buy a good car than and not a crappy one :P
 
Anyhoo after all that it wasnt that sensor its a temp sensor!!!!

Im driving with my choke on fully all the time even when the engine is 89degrees which does cause probs
main one being petrol cause i can cope with it stalling and bunny hopping not!!!

3 miles = quater of a tank of petrol good fuel economy????