After a wee while still no answer, so it was decided. Nutsy lil'Wankinghood would keep his name and his secret would remain. Only shared with the maidens back up North, some waitresses on the way and the Junior High Girl school in Poitopeni.
The old woman in the mean time stopped breathing.....
What to do? The Happy One did not hesitate. 'Oh well, as ugly as she is, old, useless and probably grumpy on top of that as well' he held her head up slightly, squeezed her big nose and gave her the kiss of live. The old woman started to tremble, her breathing came back and after a deep sigh. 'Pop!'
After the smoke dissappeared The Happy One could not believe it. He was no longer holding an old useless grumpy uber-ugly bitch, oh no she had changed into the most beautiful women he had ever seen. Beautiful eyes, nice nose, her hair, hmmmmm and the curves under her clothing promissed nothing but the the best place around for a healthy workout.
'Neat trick Happy One!' said Nutsy, 'Can you do an otherone for me? Nights are getting cold you know....'