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Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #1 Good morning, and good morning for some spam
Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #2 A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #3 If you can still hear the music, it's not loud enough!
Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #5 Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle
Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #6 "I do like to see the arms and legs fly" Col. George S Patton
Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #8 "Wagner's music is better than it sounds" - Mark Twain
Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #9 If your parents didn't have any kids, there's a good chance you won't.
Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #11 An atheists worst moment is being truly grateful with no one to thank
Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #12 Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankensteinian logic.
Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #13 College professor - someone who talks in other peoples sleep
Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #14 The best argument is that which seems merely an explanation
Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #15 A self-made man? Yes - and worships his creator.
Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #16 Why is it that everyone has to be different these days?
Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #17 A verbal contract is not worth the paper it is written on.
Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #18 "They defend their errors as if they were defending their inheritance"
Acrobat Banned Jun 17, 2001 1,578 0 Forest Aug 11, 2001 #20 Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much