Killer IRC Quote

[Lohengrin]

Some good quote

"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Hanlen's Razor

"Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell." - Edward Abbey

''Politics is made up of two words, poli, which is Greek for many, and tics, which are blood-sucking insects.'' - Gore Vidal

"You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists" - Abbie Hoffman

"Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding." - Albert Einstein

A great man once said....ah I forget what he said. But that's not the point, the point is....ah I forget that too. C'mon Marge you know who I mean."-Homer Simpson

"success is all due to how lucky you are, ask any failure"

 

[Lohengrin]

Magical^^: man i can think of a thosuand ways to get laid, and none of them aint working tonight
moses1: well since all the ideas involve you , im not suprised


<dustin> you ever masturbated on a washer when it was on spin cycle ?
<dustin> it's the best
<Sh3lby> if u say so
<dustin> just make sure it's not a public washing place
<dustin> they don't take kindly to things like that


<Hat> How many seconds are there in a year?
<sirus> 2
<Hat> No.
<sirus> 7?
<Hat> That's not even an educated guess...
<sirus> i know
<sirus> im being stupid on purpose
<Hat> It's hard to tell.


*** Malrothien was kicked by Malrothien (this rooms too ghey for me)
<Mardom> whoa shit
<Mardom> you can kick yourself?
<Mardom> thats deep


<N41LGuN> You're a gay dumbass.
<SaxxonPike> yeah
<SaxxonPike> RIGHT
<SaxxonPike> NO I mean YEAH RIGHT
<N41LGuN> uh huh.


<Shino> scientists are going to make a blue rose with new breakthroughs in biotechnology.. our tax dollars at work!!!
<Shino> I guess they got bored of the cancer thing......


<@patm> monty die and go to hell now please
<Monty> url?


[@mad-ShaggZ]my parents said i could anything i wanted to be when i grew up....so i chose to be an asshole
[@mad-ShaggZ]nothing wrong with that...

 

[Lohengrin]

<Noname_MiB> well im outta here, gotta go play RL, theres an event called turkey day ahppening, later
<Crembo> RL? I think I downloaded that once but it has bad reviews and a shitty community.
<Murph> but RL has sex
<Crembo> so do hentai games.

 

[thePROPHET!]

[ 21:25:30 ] _· · · Joins: impulse79 [ [email protected] ]
[ 21:25:30 ] _· · · ChanMode: Zipper|UT sets mode [ +v impulse79 ]
[ 21:25:34 ] _! @thePROPHET slaps impulse79 around a bit with a large trout
[ 21:25:37 ] _· · · Quits: impulse79 [ [email protected] ] : [ Read error: EOF from client ]
[ 21:25:42 ] [ @thePROPHET ] lol

 

[riotz]

 

[QiutiQ]

My COMEBACK!

 

[thePROPHET!]

[ 23:11:56 ] _! @Sir_Crashalot thinks that if Lohen grew a beard, he`d look like a vagina

 

[Lohengrin]

lame quote to be honest

 

[thePROPHET!]

Took you 1 month to find out

Swan, u are getting more lazy then me and i thought u are hyperfast with your tough shit pc now

 

[Lohengrin]

<-- Tough shit all the way

 

[thePROPHET!]

<ihatestan> god I hate my little brother
<ihatestan> its my mothers birthday and I got her a Amethyst necklace
<ihatestan> than out of no where my brother goes "mom has +3 strengh"

 

[$oniC]

 

[striker]

ha ha ha roflmao

 

[doh]

bash.org OWN

 

[$oniC]

 

[thePROPHET!]

[ 20:44:39 ] _· · · Nick: tOW|AWAYZOR : [ Towanda ]
[ 20:45:06 ] _! @Towanda riddled blank`off|Deli full of holes with the Enforcer
[ 20:45:06 ] _· · · Quits: Towanda [ [email protected] ] : [ Excess Flood ]

 

[M®.F®0$T]

 

[mel]

You have received a message!
britney spears doesnt compare to you

You have sent a message!
fuck off

You have received a message!
(((((((((((((((((((((((( OMG IM
SO SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOO SORRY

 

[mel]

¤ Ångë£ ßõ¥¤ : hi my name is sylvester edwards and my company didlos inc. have been doing a survey do u spit or swallow???

mel : lol it would help if you could spell the word "dildo"

¤ Ångë£ ßõ¥¤ : haha mispelled it there didnt i???

mel : yep

¤ Ångë£ ßõ¥¤ : do u spit or swallow???

¤ Ångë£ ßõ¥¤ : u dont remember me???

mel : sadly, no

¤ Ångë£ ßõ¥¤ : i met u and we just stopped talking

mel : i can see why

¤ Ångë£ ßõ¥¤ : yea im dumb and fucked up half the time

¤ Ångë£ ßõ¥¤ : well more than half the time

mel : cool. so now you know why...

mel : oh can you also tell all your cool friends to not msg me

¤ Ångë£ ßõ¥¤ : ok well is that a swallow or a spit???

¤ Ångë£ ßõ¥¤ : haha no i dotn talk to ne opf them

¤ Ångë£ ßõ¥¤ : i think u swallow cuz u have an attitude and that attitude comes from just me jokin around

mel : i think you swallow and you just want to see if you're the only one by taking a survey

mel : ps: let me know when you get funny

¤ Ångë£ ßõ¥¤ : yea considering im a guy and my gf swallows so fuck u ho!

mel : yeah considering you're a homosexual and your girlfriend is your left hand lol

¤ Ångë£ ßõ¥¤ : chunk that duece!

¤ Ångë£ ßõ¥¤ : biznotch

mel : haha

 

[thePROPHET!]

but this is an IRC and not ICQ thread