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Originally posted by spunk
Lost At Sea!
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval
ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a
collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to
avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert
YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST
SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT
YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE
DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER- MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE
SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse... Your call!
sounds goodspunk said:Personal Ad
Real personal ad found in magazine.
* W A N T E D *
A tall woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs'
legs, who can stand a little fu-
ture fun at parties and froli-
cking without getting serious.
* Alternatively, just read lines 1, 3 and 5.
omfg.W@R-CHILD said:damn i like jokes but not those long ones couse i read a lot @ school and don't want to read at home (exapt playboy than)
just post those short ones and than rofle like you never rofled before