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Jan 2, 2002
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london
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead humanbody. They all gathered around the surgery
table with
the body covered with a white sheet. The professor began the lecture by
telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human
body." To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead
and
do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out,
hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking in the
butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The
second
most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and
sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
 
I know some REAL storrys about med schools which are even worse ... anyone know the german phrase "Arsch mit Ohren"? Well that can be done ... no u dont wanna know :D