Condoms for Russia
> Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency:
>
> "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried.
"My
> people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"
>
> "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their
> power to help you,' replied the President.
>
> "I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000
> condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
>
> "Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.
>
> "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.
>
> "Yes?"
>
> "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10'' long and 4'' in
> diameter?" said Putin.
>
> "No problem," replied the President and, with that, George Dubya hung up
and
> called the President of a condom company. "I need a favor. You've got to
> send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia."
>
> "Consider it done," said the President of condom company.
>
> "Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10'' long and 4'' wide."
>
>
> "Easily done. Anything else?"
>
>
> "Yeah," chuckled the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL' on
each
> one."
>
> Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency:
>
> "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried.
"My
> people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"
>
> "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their
> power to help you,' replied the President.
>
> "I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000
> condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
>
> "Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.
>
> "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.
>
> "Yes?"
>
> "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10'' long and 4'' in
> diameter?" said Putin.
>
> "No problem," replied the President and, with that, George Dubya hung up
and
> called the President of a condom company. "I need a favor. You've got to
> send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia."
>
> "Consider it done," said the President of condom company.
>
> "Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10'' long and 4'' wide."
>
>
> "Easily done. Anything else?"
>
>
> "Yeah," chuckled the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL' on
each
> one."
>
