Funnys

[sash]

1ST The lord made man in the garden of eden. Then he said 2 himself"there`s something he needs"

After castin about 4 a suitable pearl, -He kept messin around and created a girl.

2 beautyful legs,so long and slender. Round ,slim,and firm ,and ever so tender.

2 lovely hips 2 increace hes desire, And round and firm 2 bring out the fire.

2 lovely breasts so full and so proud, Commanding hes eyes,as he wispers aloud.

2 lovely arms just aching 2 bless u, 2 lovely hands,2 smooth and caress u.

Soft,cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And 2 dreamy eyes2 make him grow bolder.

Twas made 4 a man 2 make his heart sing............. THEN HE ADDED A MOUTH AND RUINED THE WHOLE F**ING THING

 

[thePROPHET!]

But a mouth is useful for

 

[Roguey]

nice 1 sash :lmao: where the hell u get them smililies ? that ru porn pro?

 

[huBBa_buBBa]

 

[Goingin]

It has to end sometime!

 

[thePROPHET!]

U like that?

 

[Roguey]

 

[thePROPHET!]

That´s a *mass* gang-bang

 

[Roguey]

"You like that?"

 

[thePROPHET!]

 

[sash]

Sherlock Holmes and Watson went on a camping trip, they lay down in their tent and went to sleep.

Holmes woke and nudged his faithful friend."Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. I observe Saturn is in Leo. Logically,time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can tell that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow".

"Is that all?", Holmes asked

"Yes." Watson replied. "Why, am I missing something?".

Holmes was quiet for a moment,then spoke:

"WATSON, YOU DICKHEAD. SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THE FU*KING TENT!!!!."

 

[sash]

Guy walks into a pub and sees a sign over bar:

Cheese Sandwich £1.50 Chicken Sandwich £2.50 Hand Job£10.00

Checking his wallet he finds a tenner, he beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes

"can I help you?"she asked,

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"

The man replies "Well wash your f*cking hands, I want a cheese sandwich."

 

[Goingin]

 

[Roguey]

 

[sash]

Two nuns are out driving when a vampire drops onto the bonnet of their car.

"Quick sister," screams one nun, "Show him your cross!"

So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts,

"Oi! You! F**k off!"

 

[sash]

A father asks son,aged 10,about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!"child said,bursting into tears.

Confused,father asked son whats wrong.

"Oh dad," he sobbed,

"At age 7 I got 'there's no Easter bunny' speech.

At 8 you hit me with 'there's no tooth fairy' speech!

At 9 'there's no Santa' speech.

If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really f**k, I've got nothing left to live for!"

 

[sash]

SOZ GUYS NO MORE FUNNYS .......NICE 2 OF MET SOME OFF YA ....TAKE CARE .....C YA

 

[Pxz0rz]

y cmon gimme some

 

[Towanda]

L;AO

give us more

 

[Goingin]