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[Shinon`]

How about "Bracelets are for girls and pooftas"

Happy to help as always, that's me.

you got either NO gf or one hell of an ugly one...

 

[Sudeki`]

- Quos amor verus tenuit, tenebit - True love will hold on to those whom it has held. (Seneca)

- Ubi amor, ibi oculus - Where love is, there is insight

- Amicitiae nostrae memoriam spero sempiternam fore - my penis is huge niggah

- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown

- Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur - Even a god finds it hard to love and be wise at the same time

- nunc scio quid sit amor - "now I know what love is"

couldent stop laughing when i read my penis is huge niggah

 

[Plonko]

you got either NO gf or one hell of an ugly one...

Wrong, although I see you've gone straight for the random irrelevant insults. Very cleverly thought out.

Ok so you didn't like that first suggestion.

How about having "My name is sausage and I rise to the bait every time" on your bracelet.