A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop £500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way
with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.
Her girlfriend said, "When he drops the £500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady had still not called back so her friend called her, "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said, "That S.O.B. had £500 in pound coins!"
The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop £500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way
with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.
Her girlfriend said, "When he drops the £500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady had still not called back so her friend called her, "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said, "That S.O.B. had £500 in pound coins!"
thats class, whats the biggest note in England btw ? 500 ?
