comedy legend russ abbot has sadly passed away today.
close friend Les Dennis released the following statment at an emtionaly charged press conference
Bella emberg one of his closest friends and former lover tearfully had these kind words
we rember russ :.(
a great man the world is a...
Dog,
Why are you so miserable, why do you have to act like your completely unimpressed by everything?
dufus, to be impressed doesnt make you a poor person. I thought Hump was bad, then i met you.
The Beer Scooter
How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home?'
As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from the pub to your house. The answer to this puzzle is that you used a Beer Scooter...
http://www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn/
I will never swallow agian
''Fags fellate almost 100% of their sexual contacts and ingest semen from about half of those. Semen contains virtually every germ carried in the blood stream, so this is about equivalent to ingesting raw human blood...
So how far do you feel people should be allowed freedom of speech. Should it be anything can be said???
Do you feel that the press gives us all of the information, or the information that they want us to know?
DUDLEY EARTH QUAKE APPEAL
A MAJOR EARTHQUAKE MEASURING 4.8 ON THE RICHTER SCALE, HIT IN THE EARLY
HOURS OF MONDAY 23RD SEPTEMBER 2002 EPICENTERED ON DUDLEY, WEST MIDLANDS.
Victims can be seen wandering aimlessly muttering : "Yo Orwight?", "Boing
Boing" and "Bostin".
The Earthquake...
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