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Ulv

Ulv

League Administrator & Pastafarian
Jul 21, 2002
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Dad: mt dishwasher!
Me: Mount Dishwasher?
Dad: No, empty dishwasher, I was being cool.

Code: 
MOM:	When will you be home? ;)
ME:	Pretty soon, why?
MOM:	Just wondering ;) going to bed soon ;)
ME:	Okay, what's with the winky face?
MOM:	What?
ME:	This! ;)
MOM:	That's a pirate. See he has an eyepatch! ;) ;)

Mom: Tacos or meat loaf for dinner?
Me: Tacos
Mom: Bring your appetite. When will you be home?
Mom: Eta?
Mom: ???
Me: Can you pick me up at 6:45? My phone is going to die.
Mom: Walnut St?
Me: Yes
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Might be more like 7.
Mom: Tacos?
Me: No, my train gets in then.
Me: Tacos? 2?
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Mom, chill with the tacos.


Me: Do you know that you have an automatic signature? After every text you send this appears: )o(
Dad: That’s an ice spider


DAD: Bring me Froot Loops
DAD: Now please
DAD: Bring them now please
ME: I just did, dad
DAD: I know I want more
DAD: Please


DAD: Parsley
ME: What’s that supposed to mean?
DAD: I needed to talk to you and i thought you would be curious and call me
ME: Why didn’t you just say call me…


Mom: W r u
Me: Umm… Where am I? Downtown
Mom: W u d
Me: Hanging out with people…
Mom: W t u c h
Me: WHAT?
Mom: What time u coming home


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Me: Ok thanks dad! <3
Dad: What is that? a butt with a cone?

Mom: Can you please call me when you need to be picked up! Don’t do anything stupid! :)8
Me: What is that emoticon?
Mom: bowtie man! He doesn’t do anything stupid

Dad: what is the typey thing I do so we can be BBM friends?
Me: type my pin without a space in between
Dad: mypine
Dad: mypim_
Dad: my pin
Dad: it’s not working.
Me: dad…..

:rofl:

Mom: last night i dreamt that i was pregnant. and ben’s named was spelled in cyrillic. but jenna’s name was spelled normally, but she was a weenie dog. and when i woke up i was sooo happy i didn’t have a baby and a weenie dog to take care of!

wtf?
 
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