The online Bingo extravaganza

Discussion in 'UtoaP General Spam' started by Twonko, Jan 12, 2004.

  1. dog

    dog Make the pie higher!!!

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    I am off for a few days on a seminar, I will check numbers thursday and friday at work... So keep my personal bingo game gooooiiinnnggg ffs, it's the only mildly amusing thing at work atm, sad I now :(
     
  2. Twonko

    Twonko Love God

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    Tuesdays exciting update

    49

    88

    52

    Thanks for showing an interest Dog. It's gratifying that someone at least feels able to acknowledge their inner pensioner.
     
  3. dog

    dog Make the pie higher!!!

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    Its np at all, I feel the urge ever so often to go down to the local oap center, but it's online events like these that make it possible for me to sustain my lifestyle as a old bitter person who rarely leaves the house and then only to snare at all the youngster in the traffic with no regard for the elder... not to mention I think it's a damn shame there's not people with flags in front of the cars anymore, if for nothing else, at least it was festive, which reminds me I have to go to the toilet...


    ...and I still need 4 more numbers :(
     
  4. Twonko

    Twonko Love God

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    And with a bit of luck dog, here's three of them. And let's hope none of them is a number two.


    28

    2 (damn)

    50
     
  5. Twonko

    Twonko Love God

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    And the next three

    39

    17

    61

    You must be sooo close now. I can barely hold back the excitement.
     
  6. dog

    dog Make the pie higher!!!

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    I would just like to point out, that after reviewing the drawn numbers:

    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 21, 22, 24, 25, 28, 27, 29, 30, 31, 33, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 41, 42, 44, 46, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 54, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 63, 63, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 75, 76, 78, 81, 82, 85, 87, 89, 88, 90.


    That 2 numbers have been drawn twice! I do not wish to imply that any conscious effort to cheat have been made, but would like the error rectified, so we can all be assured that the game is fair indeed, and not rigged for a certain result. If not, I see no other option but to demand that I be paid back in full for the investment I have made in this game.
     
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  7. Twonko

    Twonko Love God

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    Any errors in this game are entirely due to the alcohol intake of the bingomeister and in no way attributable to any accidental or deliberate, implied or actual intention to defraud on the part of the organisers.

    I thang you.

    The next numbers are

    26

    77

    6

    The numbers are calculated using an algorithm dependant on a pseudo-random number generator dependant in its entirety on the number of Viagra adverts which are sent to the binbox of Twonko and on the ability of Microsoft Windows XP (tm) to accurately assess and extrapolate the expected number of Viagra adverts to appear in the following days binbox. Please direct all formal complaints to Bill Gates, c/o the big house by the lake, Seattle, Washington, USA.

    The organisers (sic) of this (alleged) bingo entertainment would like to thank Dog for drawing our attention to the defects in the number generation system and would like to assure the sad cunt that every effort will be made to rectify this problem. On the other hand, there is some cracking wine in the fridge and no possibility can be discounted.

    Once again, I thang you.
     
  8. Twonko

    Twonko Love God

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    3 more numbers. They're nearly all gone now. Please win soon. Then you can tell all your friends.

    45

    55

    80
     
  9. Twonko

    Twonko Love God

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    16 numbers left. Plus repeats of course.
     
  10. dog

    dog Make the pie higher!!!

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    What friends? I will check numbers monday at work.

    And just for the record, I did not in any way mean to imply that conscious effort had been made to cheat, but on the other hand expected a more professional approach to this game, needles to say that winxp's(tm) ability to foresee the ammount of via.gra spam you will recieve, relies heavily on your current status of backorder, the ammount of spy/mal-ware installed on your computer and the rainfall in redmond. None the less, it is still the organizers(prat) responsibility to make sure the game is fair for all of those playing it.
     
  11. v0lt

    v0lt Well-Known Member

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    Bingo!
     
  12. dog

    dog Make the pie higher!!!

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    Damn.
     
  13. Twonko

    Twonko Love God

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    Prove it or suffer humiliation.
     
  14. Tnega

    Tnega Chairman Of The Council Of Soup Samplers

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    you will I hope Mr. Twonko note that I have for the forseeable future voluntarilly given up my 'Love God' status.
    Feel free to monopolise;)
     
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