The 'F' Word
Perhaps one of the most interesting and COLOURFUL words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f*cked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f*cked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a f*ck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a f*ck), an adverb (Mary is f*cking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f*ck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f*cking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I"m late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f*ck she’s also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
Greetings: "How the f*ck are ya?"
Fraud: "I got f*cked by a car dealer."
Resignation: "Oh, f*ck it!"
Trouble: "I guess I'm f*cked now."
Aggression: "FUCK YOU!"
Disgust: "Fuck me."
Confusion: "What the f*ck.......?"
Difficulty: "I don’t understand this f*cking business!"
Despair: "Fucked again........."
Pleasure: "I f*cking couldn’t be happier."
Displeasure: "What the f*ck is going on here?"
Lost: "Where the f*ck are we?"
Disbelief: "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation: "Up your f*cking ass!"
Denial: "I didn’t f*cking do it."
Perplexity: "I know f*cking all about it."
Apathy: "Who really gives a f*ck, anyhow?"
Greetings: "Wasup, f*cker!"
Suspicion: "Who the f*ck are you?"
Panic: "Let’s get the f*ck out of here."
Directions: "Fuck off."
Disbelief: "How the f*ck did you do that?"
Furthermore, there are many ways in which you can use the "F"-Word:
It can be used in an anatomical description - "He’s a f*cking asshole."
It can be used to tell time - "It’s five f*cking thirty."
It can be used in business - "How the f*ck did I wind up with this f*cking job?"
It can be maternal - "Motherfucker."
It can be political - "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people thoughout history:
"What the f*ck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these f*cking Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Where the f*ck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That’s not a real f*cking gun." - John Lennon
"Who’s gonna f*cking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to f*cking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the f*cking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle
"What f*cking map?" "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any f*cking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so f*cking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the f*ck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the f*cking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why? - Because it’s f*cking there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don’t suppose its gonna f*cking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered f*cking showers my ass." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a f*cking hole in my head." - J.F.K.
Perhaps one of the most interesting and COLOURFUL words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f*cked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f*cked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a f*ck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a f*ck), an adverb (Mary is f*cking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f*ck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f*cking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I"m late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f*ck she’s also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
Greetings: "How the f*ck are ya?"
Fraud: "I got f*cked by a car dealer."
Resignation: "Oh, f*ck it!"
Trouble: "I guess I'm f*cked now."
Aggression: "FUCK YOU!"
Disgust: "Fuck me."
Confusion: "What the f*ck.......?"
Difficulty: "I don’t understand this f*cking business!"
Despair: "Fucked again........."
Pleasure: "I f*cking couldn’t be happier."
Displeasure: "What the f*ck is going on here?"
Lost: "Where the f*ck are we?"
Disbelief: "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation: "Up your f*cking ass!"
Denial: "I didn’t f*cking do it."
Perplexity: "I know f*cking all about it."
Apathy: "Who really gives a f*ck, anyhow?"
Greetings: "Wasup, f*cker!"
Suspicion: "Who the f*ck are you?"
Panic: "Let’s get the f*ck out of here."
Directions: "Fuck off."
Disbelief: "How the f*ck did you do that?"
Furthermore, there are many ways in which you can use the "F"-Word:
It can be used in an anatomical description - "He’s a f*cking asshole."
It can be used to tell time - "It’s five f*cking thirty."
It can be used in business - "How the f*ck did I wind up with this f*cking job?"
It can be maternal - "Motherfucker."
It can be political - "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people thoughout history:
"What the f*ck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these f*cking Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Where the f*ck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"That’s not a real f*cking gun." - John Lennon
"Who’s gonna f*cking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to f*cking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the f*cking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle
"What f*cking map?" "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any f*cking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so f*cking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the f*ck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the f*cking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why? - Because it’s f*cking there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don’t suppose its gonna f*cking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered f*cking showers my ass." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a f*cking hole in my head." - J.F.K.
