Q & A Round II

Bart · Jul 29, 2001

A: Garfield

Q: What is ur fav color?

Lawless · Jul 29, 2001

A: Red
Q Why did Garfiels ate all the pies?

Inferno · Jul 29, 2001

A: because he's eternally hungry

Q: why do dogs bark?

Crusader · Jul 30, 2001

A) Cos they cant talk

Q) M4A1 or Sig-552??

Foo · Jul 30, 2001

A: Sig-552
Q: What happens when you die?

xb7 · Jul 30, 2001

A. your heart stops beating, and you get quite cold and smelly after a while
Q. how does it feel to be born, anyone remember?

Inferno · Jul 30, 2001

A: no

Q: considering how crappy the english language is, why is it so widespread?

Ufie · Jul 30, 2001

A: Cos all the worse epidemics are

Q: Why is the sand wet?

Crusader · Jul 30, 2001

A) Cos the dog emptied its bladder there

Q) I dont think I have a question, do u??

Rich · Jul 31, 2001

A. yes
q. why do dogs lick there balls?

xav-{EoS} · Jul 31, 2001

A - Because they were trained not to lick their master's
Q - Why do hot dog sausages come in packs of 12 but hot dog buns come in packs of 8?

Inferno · Jul 31, 2001

A: to annoy u

Q: y are there no new replies to the storytime thread?

Crusader · Aug 1, 2001

A) Cos u really confused ppl with "Gonads and strife"

Q) Real b00bs or Fake b00bs??

Martz · Aug 1, 2001

A. Real boobs
Q. Does anything ending with a "?" become a question?

Vince_Black · Aug 1, 2001

A. It sure does,
Q. doesn't it?

Inferno · Aug 1, 2001

A: yes

Q: y am i so tired?

Lightning · Aug 1, 2001

A. cuz u have not slept

Q. Y does my ping suk?

Ufie · Aug 2, 2001

A. Cos it can't blow - ur under age

Q. Why do bears have fur coats?

Inferno · Aug 2, 2001

A: so people have something to protest about

Q: why do men (and some women :rolleyes:

) have facial hair?

xav-{EoS} · Aug 4, 2001

A - To store crumbs so we can eat them later

Q - Where is Jimmy Hoffa?