The Republican National Committee announced
today that the Republican Party is changing
its emblem from an elephant to a condom.
The committee chairman explained that the condom
more clearly reflects the party's stance
today, because a condom accepts
inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually getting screwed.
Disclamer: This could be old news
today that the Republican Party is changing
its emblem from an elephant to a condom.
The committee chairman explained that the condom
more clearly reflects the party's stance
today, because a condom accepts
inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually getting screwed.
Disclamer: This could be old news
but how true 