Once upon the time there was...

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And there s(he) was, a ugly lil bitch (explains the name butch) looking like a real man with titties. The Happy One said: "Are you bitch... eh butch?"
"Yes, I am" the 'maiden' said with a manly voice...
 
...the two could make no other deduction but that the horrid creature had to be a dutchman. Using some of their spiritism skills they found out that the fierce dutchman had just learned to wank. encouraged by this nutters thought it would be of advantage to teach the monster some new 'tricks' and thus gaining its confidence..
 
After 3 sessions The Dutch Butch knew all he needed. Grateful he explained that he was only protecting the lady of the house, hence his charade. 'The lady of the house,? Where is she and could she help us in our quest?', asked The Happy One.

'Well that could be possible, she is a know all lady that is for sure. But it is difficult to approach her. The maiden protect her and these maiden are no push overs either. In order to get to the lady, you have to go via the maiden. And these maiden are interested in one thing only. Well you understand, with no real men around the house....'

Nustsy lol'wankinghood took a deep sigh, this could be very difficult.
 
Bravely the two stepped into the room full of maidens...
 
not long did he poke around in his pockets and out came a precious secret... yes, it was a tube of Swedish Uni-Lube designed to prevent friction burns in close quarted 'battle' as the swedes say... Thsi enabled the two brave warriors to proceed after a few hours of jolly grunting:)
 
the kick-off went rather smooth, 'just grab the nearest to you and work your way to the exit' said the happy one. 'If we play our cards right we can have them all'. Lil'nutsy wanking hood and the happy one worked hard and concentated. Indeed after 5 hours the maidens gave in, there were only so many multiple orgasms they could handle, after 4 or 5 a maiden would faint and collapse. A bit sweaty they left the room. 'I think we wrote history here' said lil'Nutsy. 'We sure did'

Well where would the lady of the house be? Butch had indicated she live a bit recluse, the tower perhaps? On they went, through the court yard where the other servants were standing and applauded. A thundering standing ovation, cheering and looks of admiration, 'oh well' they said, 'all in a days work' and moved towards the entrance of the tower.

Before them the entrance, dark, with the outline of a staircase....
 
Slowly they opened tho door leading to the tower. Climbing up the helix-shaped stairs they noticed some pictures on the wall. They sure were the type of pictures that make your trousers feel way too small. Being very exited about these pictures they slowly opened the door at the top of the tower...
 
...and yes there she was, standing in front of the window, even more beautiful in real life than in pictures!
Two brave adventurers had finally met Aukeline!



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Yet there was something disturbingly familiar about her...
 
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after the initial shock of her beauty the brave adventurers decided to ask aukeline some question on the position of the book of 999 wanking techniques... "do you know the location of this precious artifact" asked the happy one with his deep barry white-styled voice, which was sure to mesmerize aukeline
 
Then she made The Sign, raising both her hands:

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With a weird voice, half woman, half boy she sank down on her knees and spoke. Almost in trance: 'Oh great mighty warriors, true men, true fierce warriors. Oh I admire you so if only we had more of you, so beautiful, so strong..... The world would be a better place'

Then Aukeline continued

'Weak creatures like I am can't make the difference. I'm nothing, just an orakle. Muttering words, muttering, just.... muttering'

She collapsed on the floor.
 
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