Once upon the time there was...

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after slicing up big snu-snu brother, aka 'dad' in nice little chunks
nutsy lil'ridinghood turned off the huge getto blaster and mixing table
to make assurance double sure he took out all the batteries and
attached a nice big c4 bomb with a timer to it. Set the timer for 5
min and little nutsy ridinghood continued his quest. After 6 min
pieces of the blaster reached orbit around the moon. Nice job
nutsy!!! The shock waves woke up a huge mean dragon tho.
The dragon was a bit grumpy and set parts of the forrest on fire
The grumpy old dragon started looking for the basterd who woke
him up with blood on his mind and with an empty stomag...
 
being a wicked young man little natsi ridinghood came up with some cunning stunts...
 
...this danger seemed so great and mean that nutsy lost all his faith and prayed to the high council of the wankers to be enpowered by their wisdom and strength...
 

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then they apeared to lil nutsy, they gacve him big balls to swing with to the dragon and he would need it when getttin the book of 999 wanking techniques. Has he knocked out the dragon with his ultimate balls he walked on...
 
:rofl: @ sauron

as little nutsy ridinghood was walking donw the road he noticed something really strange on the side of it... a julebryg-overconsuming drunken dane was shouting something at little nutsy thus rendering him really scared. "what would the great über-wanker do in this situation" asked nutsy himself.... then a bolt of lightning came from the sky and...
 
hit lil'nutsy ridinghood straight in the family jewels. Oh the pain
oh the agony. Paralised and knocked out by the pain nutsy
lay face down in the mud. Da dane, drunk as a [DWAP] member
thought this was his once in a life time opportunity and lowered
his pants...
 
..as is the danish traditional sausage, long was his organ. after having unzipped the dane grabbed a stone from the side of the road and suddenly a voice from god blasted both the dane's and little nutsy ridinghoods ears.. "Jump into your combine harvester little nutsy" said GOd's voice from the skies above "and harvest that dane a bit"... a horrid laugh filled the skies and then the voice diappeared. Being a diehard farmer boy nutsy claimed to the combine harvester and...
 
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then there was a big elephant and he ate the whole lot xcept nutsy and boom he was back in the forest just where he left off...

He met this weird Swiss d00d and he asked: Hey Mr. whats ur name? I will not tell you, i want to keep my UT-life and Real-Life seperated: said the swiss d00d. But u can call me: Sauron The Darklord coz i like that...
 
...with the aid of mr. swiss cheese nutsy was able recognize some heatens...
 
Mr Swiss Cheese approached several alien creatures they found
along the road through a less dense part of the woods. He
offered them free wanking sessions with him if they would join
his clan before the end of August. Lil'Nutsy ridinghood learned
a few neat new tricks. Like wanking standing on his head,
balancing on one arm. That one was tough since he had to finish
quickly because his arm would hold only for 45 sec. But that was
time enough for Nutsy.
 
Still in the forrest Nutsy relaxed after several hours of 'practice'.
Little did he know that a dark forrest like that is also full of trees. And a dark forrest so full of trees that you can't even see the forrest anymore offers many places for a leezard to hide...

Stepping out of the cuckoo's nest that hid the dragon from the wrath of teh ev4l ephelant, dragon started to search for clues where to find the cause of his wakening.
Royally pissed off, the dragon swore he wouldn't spare even a wanking second for the farmboy, also known as Nutsy The big ole Wankinghood. With that happy thought, the dragon took off into the air...
 
...but once again being a cunning farmer boy nutsy had a plan. Little did the dragon know what would befall his poor soul...
 
Descending from the clear skys the dragon prepared to fry the farmerboy into crisps. Then the horrbile image struck him! How could anyone, even a farmer, come up with a plan this evil!
Is it not abosultely inhumane and horrible to have nice little dragon facing TheX just because he wanted to smoke a wanker?
Still pissed off, the dragon chose to take his chances, knowing that it might very well mean certain death...
 
The dragon stretched his wings and kept them fixed. No flapping to be heard, silent like a bat out of hell the dive of death began. Diving speed 250 km/h 3 km to go, 2 km to go and at 1 km the dragon pressurised his nostrils for the flame burst of his lifetime.
Nutsy lil'wankinghood however was wanking the wank of his lifetime. 500 m, 250 m, the dragon prepared to fire. 100 m Nutsy in a state of extacy turns around sees the dragon and shcoked almost to death by the sight of the dragon diving towards him Nutsy fires his load towards the dragon. Hits it in his eyes and the dragon confused misses Nutsy and crashes into the ground behind him, sliding on its belly crashing trees the dragon finally comes to a rest against an old oak tree, knocking him out cold. The flames from his nostrils, releasing now, set the forrest around him on fire. Oh boy what a crash what a fire, what a BBQ!!!!!! AFter an hour most parts of the dragon are well done. Nutsy lil'wankinghood rips some meat off and starts to eat.
 
Originally posted by Sauron
...this danger seemed so great and mean that nutsy lost all his faith and prayed to the high council of the wankers to be enpowered by their wisdom and strength...
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