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Once upon the time there was...

Discussion in 'Prophecies of -BoD-' started by Natsi, Aug 26, 2002.

  1. Natsi

    Natsi Herr Diplom-Ingenieur Günther von Hasselhoff

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    ...little Natsi who lived in the forest.
     
  2. DoMiNuS

    DoMiNuS Domi-snu-snu

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  3. Omen

    Omen Sensation

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    and he was lost........
     
  4. Protocol

    Protocol <b>League A</b><b>dministrator</b>

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  5. Happy_Guy

    Happy_Guy Kneel before ZOD!!!!

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    he wanted to find the secret that lay hidden deep in the forrest
    deep in the forrest there was hidden deep down in a well the
    mighty secret book of 9999 wanking techinques...
    This was his goal, that was his quest but.....
    So many dangers were lying on his path to this so long forgotten book

    Fair maidens for instance who would try to divert him from his true destiny,
    trying to lure him into fantistic breathtaking intercourse with 3 or 4 of them at one time.
    Would he be able to resist them?
     
  6. Natsi

    Natsi Herr Diplom-Ingenieur Günther von Hasselhoff

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    The temptation of the maidens was getting stronger and stronger...
     
  7. Omen

    Omen Sensation

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    he tried to resist to the Force from his right hand............
     
  8. DoMiNuS

    DoMiNuS Domi-snu-snu

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  9. Natsi

    Natsi Herr Diplom-Ingenieur Günther von Hasselhoff

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    but the hand was too mighty...
     
  10. Pxz0rz

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    and u punshed himself in the nuts, crashed a boulder on his head and said to himself: 'FOR FUCK SAKE NUTSY, that book is the only thing u want so c'mon and leave those bitchez alone, i'll get m l8r :naughty:"

    So he walked off again and headed for the well
     
  11. Natsi

    Natsi Herr Diplom-Ingenieur Günther von Hasselhoff

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    on his way he met this dutch gimp that likes to show his middle fingers alot and so he grabbed his axe...
     
  12. DoMiNuS

    DoMiNuS Domi-snu-snu

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    raised it and chopped of the middlefingers of the dutchgimp preventing him from :fingers:.......
     
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    (lmao class nutsy :) )

    Then lil nutsy walked on and met a guy who loved trance, also a dutchgimp, coz he was so mad about the loud music he chopped his ears. Now the poor trance-addict-dutchgimp cant hear anymore, so no more trance...
     
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    Inferno Greatness Personified

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  15. Happy_Guy

    Happy_Guy Kneel before ZOD!!!!

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    but the trance 'music' was playing loud, very loud
    little nutsy ridinghood had to pass it to get back on
    his quest for da Book. Wot could he do, the trance
    was playing so horribly loud it would kill him if he
    would try to pass it. Then he saw the fag mixing the
    trance.....
     
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    Pxz0rz New Member

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    omg it was a look-a-like of the trance-addict-dutchgimp called: bro-trance-addict-dutchgimp. The only thing that came in mind was.......... KILL KILL KILL

    As he walked towards the bro-trance-addict-dutchgimp....
     
  17. Natsi

    Natsi Herr Diplom-Ingenieur Günther von Hasselhoff

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    sooner or later little nutsy ridinghood realised it was domi-snu-snu waiting with his...
     
  18. Pxz0rz

    Pxz0rz New Member

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    big snu-snu brother (aka trance-addicts-family) to kill him, but then lil nutsy pulled his lightsabre and...
     
  19. Sauron

    Sauron {o_O}

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    walked up to the uber snu snu master :dj: to challenge him for a lightsaber duel
    and this duel proved to be more fatal than anyone had ever imagined :scared:
     

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  20. Natsi

    Natsi Herr Diplom-Ingenieur Günther von Hasselhoff

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    suddenly nutsy realised that something really fucked was going on... "well, you never know about the dutchmen", said little natsi ridinghood to himself and recognized mr. über-snu-snu as his long-lost, merely 5 moths older father:eek:... "but then again, what the fuck i care, da book is still my primary objective" said little nutsy to himself and on went the quest...