Once upon the time there was...

  • Hey - turns out IRC is out and something a little more modern has taken it's place... A little thing called Discord!

    Join our community @ https://discord.gg/JuaSzXBZrk for a pick-up game, or just to rekindle with fellow community members.

Natsi

Natsi

Herr Diplom-Ingenieur Günther von Hasselhoff
Jun 8, 2001
15,254
0
...little Natsi who lived in the forest.
 
he wanted to find the secret that lay hidden deep in the forrest
deep in the forrest there was hidden deep down in a well the
mighty secret book of 9999 wanking techinques...
This was his goal, that was his quest but.....
So many dangers were lying on his path to this so long forgotten book

Fair maidens for instance who would try to divert him from his true destiny,
trying to lure him into fantistic breathtaking intercourse with 3 or 4 of them at one time.
Would he be able to resist them?
 
The temptation of the maidens was getting stronger and stronger...
 
and u punshed himself in the nuts, crashed a boulder on his head and said to himself: 'FOR FUCK SAKE NUTSY, that book is the only thing u want so c'mon and leave those bitchez alone, i'll get m l8r :naughty:"

So he walked off again and headed for the well
 
on his way he met this dutch gimp that likes to show his middle fingers alot and so he grabbed his axe...
 
(lmao class nutsy :) )

Then lil nutsy walked on and met a guy who loved trance, also a dutchgimp, coz he was so mad about the loud music he chopped his ears. Now the poor trance-addict-dutchgimp cant hear anymore, so no more trance...
 
but the trance 'music' was playing loud, very loud
little nutsy ridinghood had to pass it to get back on
his quest for da Book. Wot could he do, the trance
was playing so horribly loud it would kill him if he
would try to pass it. Then he saw the fag mixing the
trance.....
 
omg it was a look-a-like of the trance-addict-dutchgimp called: bro-trance-addict-dutchgimp. The only thing that came in mind was.......... KILL KILL KILL

As he walked towards the bro-trance-addict-dutchgimp....
 
sooner or later little nutsy ridinghood realised it was domi-snu-snu waiting with his...
 
walked up to the uber snu snu master :dj: to challenge him for a lightsaber duel
and this duel proved to be more fatal than anyone had ever imagined :scared:
 

Attachments

  • vba8425.gif
    vba8425.gif
    53.2 KB · Views: 95
suddenly nutsy realised that something really fucked was going on... "well, you never know about the dutchmen", said little natsi ridinghood to himself and recognized mr. über-snu-snu as his long-lost, merely 5 moths older father:eek:... "but then again, what the fuck i care, da book is still my primary objective" said little nutsy to himself and on went the quest...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back