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  • Hey - turns out IRC is out and something a little more modern has taken it's place... A little thing called Discord!

    Join our community @ https://discord.gg/JuaSzXBZrk for a pick-up game, or just to rekindle with fellow community members.

If you're so old- like me- you can't stop weeing all the time, simply don't drink anything. You'll wrinkle up like a prune but no one will notice anyway. Plus, when you die, you'll already be mummified.
 
Alternatively, drink nothing but eighty proof scotch.
When you die, and they cremate you all they need is a match.
 
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, YOUR NEXT.

They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
 
To find your favourite radio stations on your transistor, stick electrical insulating tape on the dial for each one.
 
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