Mistress

[Mistress]

Good, I like bad girls

oh ffs, am i ever going to rid myself of you or your smell ever again?!?

 

[DaTeL]

just be happy it's just your leg

 

[Mistress]

just be happy it's just your leg

maybe but i need my leg!! ive had it for over 20 years!!

 

[Humph]

You could always have it amputated and have a plastic one.....
(If you do that can I keep the old one?)

 

[Mistress]

You could always have it amputated and have a plastic one.....
(If you do that can I keep the old one?)

ummmmmmmm lemme think ...



































































NO!!!!

 

[DaTeL]

plan to sell the real-old-leg then?

 

[Humph]

I could have used a spare left leg aswell...

 

[Mistress]

I could have used a spare left leg aswell...

jeez all men are only after one thing!!

funny i always thought it was something different

 

[Humph]

All men are after your left leg???

 

[Mistress]

All men are after your left leg???

must be but like i said i could have sworn it was something different

HEY!! wots wrong with my right leg?!?

 

[Humph]

right legs feel weird when hugged cuz they curve around in the opposite direction.

 

[Mistress]

right legs feel weird when hugged cuz they curve around in the opposite direction.

you are so fucking strange!!