A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a
ski mask and holding a
gun.
He
goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the
sperm bank
vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm
bank!", "I don't care, open
it
now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the
vault and inside are
all
the
sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those
sperm samples and drink
it!",
she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm
samples???" , "DO IT!".
So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there,
drink that one as well.",
so
the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after
4 samples the man takes
off
his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that
hard."
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On their first night together, a newlywed couple
go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married
now, you can open your
robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe,
and he is
astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My
God you are so beautiful,
let
me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My
picture?" He answers,
"Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to
my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he
heads into the bathroom
to
shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the
new wife asks, "Why
do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that
the man opens his robe
and
she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a
picture". He beams
and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it
enlarged!
ski mask and holding a
gun.
He
goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the
sperm bank
vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm
bank!", "I don't care, open
it
now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the
vault and inside are
all
the
sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those
sperm samples and drink
it!",
she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm
samples???" , "DO IT!".
So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there,
drink that one as well.",
so
the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after
4 samples the man takes
off
his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that
hard."
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On their first night together, a newlywed couple
go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married
now, you can open your
robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe,
and he is
astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My
God you are so beautiful,
let
me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My
picture?" He answers,
"Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to
my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he
heads into the bathroom
to
shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the
new wife asks, "Why
do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that
the man opens his robe
and
she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a
picture". He beams
and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it
enlarged!
