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Re: Jokes

A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That
night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy
negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her
husband and said, "Darling, do you remember this?"

He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same
negligee the night we were married."

She said, "That's right. Do you remember what yo said to me that
night?"

He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?" she asked.

He responded, "As I remember, I said, ‘Oh baby, I'm going to suck
the
life out of those big tits and screw your brains out.’ "

She giggled and said, "Yes Darling, that's exactly what you said.
So,
now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that
night. What do you have to say tonight?"

Again he looked up at her, and he replied, "Mission accomplished."
 
Re: Jokes

It was after the World Snooker Championship in Sheffield and Steve
Davis manages to pull a tasty looking female fan and persuedes her
to go back to his hotel room.

He seductively removes all her clothes one by one and asks her to
kneel on the bed on her hands and knees facing the headboard, which
she then does.

Standing at the foot of the bed, he then proceeds to stare at her
a*se for a good few minutes with a ponderous look on his face.

She asks him what he's playing at to which he replies. "I can't make
my mind up whether to go for the easy pink or the difficult brown".
 
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He, bart this is the first time in my life i see u speaking the truth.....

How come you do that now????
 
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