Joke Time

[Wan]

Why do Russians were boxer shorts?








































































Because Chernobyl Fallout

 

[Recoil]

Oh dear, he's been at the meths again

 

[DraizeTrain]

Do u think i should delete this thread? This kinda stuff has gotta be bad for u, aint it?

 

[STIGMATA]

 

[grizz]

he drinks meths for breakfast (so ive heard)

 

[Protocol]

I have a joke for you all

Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasn't chicken

 

[Protocol]

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn't have enough guts

 

[Protocol]

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide

 

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

 

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Why did the horse cross the road ?
Because the chicken needed a day off

 

[Protocol]

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbey !
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose !

 

[Protocol]

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abbott !
Abbott who ?
Abbott time you opened this door !

 

[Protocol]

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby !
Baby who ?
Baby love, my baby love.... !

 

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barbara !
Barbara who ?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!

 

[Protocol]

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barbie !
Barbie who ?
Barbie Q !

 

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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Zany !
Zany who ?
Zany body home !

 

[Protocol]

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?
Sister Matic !

 

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What do you call a man made from toilet paper ?
Louie !

 

[Protocol]

"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"
" My right hand."
" Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."

 

[Protocol]

Customer: I cleaned my computer and now it doesn't work any more.
Repairman: What did you clean it with?
Customer: Soap and water.
Repairman: Don't you know you're not supposed to touch a computer with water?
Customer: Oh, it wasn't the water that caused the problem...it was the spin dryer!