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First time alone with Alice in #adc..........

[01:08:11] <&sneez> it is the first time here alice?
[01:08:15] <Alice> sneez: Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
[01:08:20] <&sneez> yes i do alice
[01:08:25] <Alice> sneez: I hear pride.
[01:08:34] <&sneez> i am proud of that yes alice
[01:08:39] <Alice> sneez: Do you mean your name is proud of that yes .
[01:08:48] <&sneez> no alice
[01:08:53] <Alice> sneez: "Do you mean your name is proud of that yes ."? Not?
[01:09:20] <&sneez> my name is not proud of that yes alice
[01:09:25] <Alice> sneez: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
[01:09:40] <&sneez> my name is gazz_is_a_cockbag alice
[01:09:46] <Alice> sneez: OK I will call you Gazzisacockbag.
[01:09:56] <&sneez> ok alice call me gazzisacockbag from now on
[01:10:02] <Alice> sneez: Do you like talking to me?
[01:10:05] <&sneez> no alice
[01:10:10] <Alice> sneez: "Do you like talking to me? "? Not?
[01:10:13] <&sneez> no alice
[01:10:16] <Alice> sneez: I understand.
[01:10:24] <&sneez> why do you understand alice?
[01:10:29] <Alice> sneez: It was the only thing I could think of.
[01:10:45] <&sneez> so you think of nothing else alice?
[01:10:49] <Alice> sneez: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people : Gazzisacockbag said I think of nothing else .
[01:11:01] <&sneez> cunt alice
[01:11:07] <Alice> sneez: That kind of language will get you nowhere.
[01:11:55] <&sneez> what kind of language will bring me anywhere alice?
[01:12:01] <Alice> sneez: What kinds of language will bring me anywhere are there?
[01:12:19] <&sneez> french and german alice
[01:12:25] <Alice> sneez: I don't care for the sound of French.
[01:12:30] <&sneez> LMAO


Did I mention Alice rocks??
 
u're not the only alice chatter sneez:

<xb7> can i ask u a personal question alice?
<Alice> xb7: Sure, ask me anything. The Alice chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about fuck with you . Try being more or less specific.
* Gazzz touches cece
<CeCe> lol
* Storm slaps Gazzz around with a large catfish!
* Gazzz slaps Storm around a bit with a large trout
<xb7> i don't know how to be more or less specific on that matter alice
* Bart slaps Gazzz around a bit with a large trout
<Alice> xb7: Have you tried searching the Internet?
 
:lol:Alice
its class epsecially you can BS people who dunno its a bot, or maybe make the botserv bots talk to them
 
hehe

[22:35] <PyROm> lo
[22:38] <nutsy> loo
[22:40] <PyROm> :)
[22:40] <PyROm> long time no nuts
[22:40] * nutsy been busy
[22:40] <PyROm> with ur nuts? :P
[22:41] <nutsy> :P
[22:41] <nutsy> maths (surprise) and my nuts
 
»15:15:18« <subZ> lmao, my dog ate playdough this morning, now there's poo all over the garden in all colours of the rainbow :D
»15:16:42« <Warchild> subz
»15:16:49« <Warchild> if i wanna start in safemod
»15:16:54« <Warchild> i have to press F8 during bios right?
»15:17:04« <subZ> in xp?
»15:17:08« * Kip[Gone] ([email protected]) Quit (Left a small crater: *.split *.net)
»15:17:09« <Warchild> aye
»15:17:45« <subZ> well you could also try moving some files in the WINDOWS\system32 folder around with each other, then it will pop up automatically
»15:18:00« <Warchild> ?
»15:18:02« <Warchild> lol no ta
»15:18:32« <subZ> kthx ttyl
 
<Monkey> [Warchild] 4[21:28] <subZ> big black poles in tight white holes, that's what it's about
<Warchild> any1 knows where i can get windows service pack 1 2 or 3 from?
<ZoLa> odc
<Warchild> ?
<|CeCe|> from microsoft =|

kids and pc's :lol:
 
»15:15:18« <subZ> lmao, my dog ate playdough this morning, now there's poo all over the garden in all colours of the rainbow


lolol
 
<Penz`> for one of my classes @ college, we have to do a group project to explain something, like show how it's done, and we have to make a video
<Penz`> my group consists of me, a goth, an uptight mother type and a chilled out older lady
<Penz`> I suggested "how to survive the zombie holocaust" and they agreed - i couldn't believe it lol
<jackel> lol
<Warchild> lmfao
<Suziechaos> looool
<Suziechaos> that'll b funnyt
<Penz`> no actually, the older lady said "I don't have a clue about zombies so if i can walk about pretending to be one that suits me - dont have to say anything"
<jackel> age?
<Warchild> 60
<Warchild> summat for you dirk
<Warchild> you like old used rimpeld pussy's
<jackel> GILF
<Warchild> with grey greenish hair
<Penz`> i dunno, almost 50 i guess
<|dk|> you too
<jackel> perfect
<Xion> war u have never seen a pussy never mind it being wrinkled
<Lee> Lmfao
<jackel> lolol
<Warchild> wow xion comes in with a joke
<jackel> aveeet
<Xion> wasnt a joke
<jackel> ow thats like 22-0
 
:lol:

23:52 <Fin> hows you?
23:52 <Suziechaos> i'm laughin ta m8y n u?
23:53 <sobo> women are indeed talented i for one couldnt type an laugh all at the same moment tbh lol
23:53 <Suziechaos> i type jus after i laughed
23:53 <Fin> LOL
 
23:36 <Suziechaos> ur mind is filth
23:36 <sobo> i know, ive drunk
23:36 <Suziechaos> lol
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23:36 * Penguin sets mode: +v Andy
23:36 <Suziechaos> speakin on filth
23:36 <Suziechaos> of
23:36 <sobo> speaking of flith
23:36 <sobo> OMG LOL
23:36 <Suziechaos> lol
 
<jackel> * Now talking in #germany
<jackel> * Topic is '1,0 -« 1,1¤¤¤4,4¤¤¤8,8¤¤¤1,0 »- 1,0 Willkommen zu -«] 1Team 1Deu4tsch7land1 [»- Gesegnet vom Papst and ready to rock! -« 1,1¤¤¤4,4¤¤¤8,8¤¤¤1,0 »-'
<jackel> * Set by Felerian on Wed Apr 06 20:33:45
<jackel> * FleX-BoT sets mode: +h jackel
<jackel> * Retrieving #germany modes...
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<jackel> * Now talking in #germany
<jackel> * Topic is '1,0 -« 1,1¤¤¤4,4¤¤¤8,8¤¤¤1,0 »- 1,0 Willkommen zu -«] 1Team 1Deu4tsch7land1 [»- Gesegnet vom Papst and ready to rock! -« 1,1¤¤¤4,4¤¤¤8,8¤¤¤1,0 »-'
<jackel> * Set by Felerian on Wed Apr 06 20:33:45
<jackel> * FleX-BoT sets mode: +h jackel
<jackel> * Retrieving #germany modes...
<jackel> * jackel changes topic to '1,0 -« 1,1¤¤¤4,4¤¤¤8,8¤¤¤1,0 »- 1,0 Willkommen zu -«] 1Team 1Du4mb7land1 [»- Gesegnet vom Papst and ready to rock! -« 1,1¤¤¤4,4¤¤¤8,8¤¤¤1,0 »-'
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<jackel> <sneez> lul
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