hmm

[Humph]

5 fingered discount 0wnz j00!

 

[Mistress]

esp if u nick it for someone else :0 awww sweet

 

[Humph]

I stole a nice shiny key chain yesterday if u want it

 

[Mistress]

i aint giving u my address for nothing!! (unless u have another diamond encrusted vibrator for me!)

 

[Humph]

that can prolly be arranged

 

[Humph]

I have an ounce of head-mashin grass which I boughth from an old woman mind you

 

[Mistress]

 

[Humph]

no shit!
There's a little shop hidden away wich sells all sorts of stuff... chinese/japanese clothing, swords, large dragon statues, 2ft tall bongs..... lol

And to top it off it's owned by an elderly couple...
Me and my mates call it "Gran and Grandad stoner's bong shop"

 

[Mistress]

i just go upstairs and get some!!

 

[Humph]

I'm already upstairs

 

[Mistress]

not in my house u aint!!

 

[Humph]

oh aren't I?

 

[Mistress]

Fuck off!!! that wud really scare me!

 

[Humph]

yea, I could even *gasp* TOUCH YOU!

 

[Mistress]

ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *running down the street screaming when ive typed this*

 

[Humph]

lol

 

[Mistress]

 

[Humph]

and I still say I suck at insta, despite my repeated sprees and rampages :p

 

[Mistress]

and I still say I suck at insta, despite my repeated sprees and rampages :p

repeated my ass! u got lucky thats all and u do suck!!!!!!!!!!!