Great sentences to gain women :D

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" Shall we have a child?"


usually give a 50 % result, which is a lot higher than the rest of the lines in this thread.
:D
 
well my lines usually give 100% hit ratio... unfortunately the hits tend to be physical and you're on the receiving end:D
 
I've wrote a poem for my girlies...

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darkling budy of May
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often ishis gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from frair sometimes declines,
By chance of natur's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
 
FS GIVE ME A MASSAGE!!!!

that works, not with all girls tho :rofl:

good thing i work with a girl who likes to give massages when she is bored :cool:

:naughty:
 
Originally posted by Oxygen
I've wrote a poem for my girlies...

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darkling budy of May
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often ishis gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from frair sometimes declines,
By chance of natur's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.


And Oxygen i hope ur girl doesn't know shit about William Shakespear if she does she knows u ripped it from him:P
 
are you afraid of heights ?
no?
wanna climb my pole ?

are you a vegetarian ?
no ?
wanna taste my love sausage ?

just abuse me FS !