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Martz

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That you're not getting any younger? You know that? hrm? Because if you didn't, you do now. Does Oil of Ulay really work?
 
Originally posted by Martz
That you're not getting any younger? You know that? hrm? Because if you didn't, you do now. Does Oil of Ulay really work?

Don't worry. u get to a certain point where all of a sudden it does not matter and u don't care... and somehow u feel real young without the inhibitions.

The only problem is at that point's the kids start moaning "Dad, you're really embarassing...."

But Martz, just foooook off thinking about such things, you're still a sprog.
 
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2 guys sitting in the pub.
Opposite side of the same table.
The first, obviously the worse for wear leers at the other slurring...
'I've sha**ed your mum'.
No response.
again 'I've spu**ed on your mums tits'.
again no response.
Then...'I've had your mum up the a***'.
the other guy says...
'Dad, your drunk, go home'.
 
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SMARK! :shout: can you update that smilie in the smilies selection window?

(don't look in footy folder, way to candid for your youngster eyes)