Beer that keeps you young!

[sneez]

"It is the news to cheer drinkers everywhere: beer could make you feel healthier and look younger.

The Neuzelle Kloster Brewery, a 400-year-old company in eastern Germany, says that its latest beer is enriched with ingredients that maintain good health and slow down the ageing process.


Anti Aging bier label
The drink, labelled on the bottle in a bizarre mixture of English and German as "Anti Ageing Bier", has been developed by adding hot spring mineral water, algae and antioxidants to the traditional ingredients of beer - water, hops, yeast and barley, resulting in an ale that is rich in vitamins and minerals."

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"Our customers, particularly the women, keep asking me how many beers they should drink to look young."

 

[Lex_Mortis]

algae in beer?

 

[masterrr]

words prolly cant describe how shit this beer tastes

 

[sneez]

In the link they say it tastes like Malt Beer.

 

[masterrr]

well then malt beer describes pretty well how shit it tastes

 

[sneez]

Yes Malt beer = 1% alcohol.
But the beer we're talking about still has a 5% average.

 

[sneez]

Imagine drinking water with applejuice, its healthy, and you get drunk from it. What more could you want?

 

[Lex_Mortis]

Imagine drinking water with applejuice, its healthy, and you get drunk from it. What more could you want?

proper beer instead?

 

[sneez]

Proper beer is good aye. Quality brands always taste better.
But imo. when i have drunk 3 beers of 'proper' beer, i really can't taste the difference between cheap-beer and quality beer.


ok where we talking about now doesnt taste like quality beer. (I think, cuz we havent tasted it). but beer = beer isnt it ;>

 

[troahbarton]

Well....

the more you drink, the younger they'll look...

It's a simple mathematical equation. Take each decade past twenty and drink two beers.

For example... in two beers, you'll have sex with someone that's 39, four beers for 43.

And 14 beers for someone 92... most of us probably need 10-16

 

[subZ]

Yes Malt beer = 1% alcohol.

That's not beer, that's juice with the taste of the 'date of expiration' stepping in..

 

[pykenike]

Yes Malt beer = 1% alcohol.
But the beer we're talking about still has a 5% average.

malt is just not that tasty, i thought btw that it was somthing like 0.5 % alcohol,... well doesn't mather

if you want beer with less calories (spell?) and less alcohol which still taste good try Amstel Lite, tastes good and you dont get a beerbelly

 

[sneez]

FFS, A beerbelly is what every man should live for!

 

[Dark]

Read about that in the free paper on the train this morning. Imo it's a stupid idea, healthy effects are about the last thing you look for in a beer. Found a nice belgian one, 7% and actually tastes good too. Trapist monk or something like that, now that is the best of both worlds. My personal favourite story - American school is raffeling off a .22 calibre rifle so that they can build an anti-pedophile fence around the school costing $8000. Wtf! First of all, the last thing the American school system needs is schools promoting gun ownership, secondly, why not just keep the gun and shoot the pedophiles with it instead!

 

[Flaunt]

buckfast tonic wine keeps you young, puts hair on ur chest and curls ur teeth like

 

[Tnega]

buckfast tonic wine keeps you young, puts hair on ur chest and curls ur teeth like

I can honestly say, and with my hand held sorta high, ish.
I have never tasted buckfast.
No tartan on me boyo

 

[Tnega]

Beer is beer.
Drink