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ut 2k4 keeps crashing with this error any 1 got any ideas???? UT2004 Build UT2004_Build_[2004-03-03_02.42] OS: Windows XP 5.1 (Build: 2600) CPU: AuthenticAMD PentiumPro-class processor @ 2408 MHz with 1023MB RAM Video: RADEON 9700 PRO (6444) General protection fault! History...

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them. "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of...

Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling...

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side and said, "When I got married to your mother the first thing I did when we got home was to take off my trousers. I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were enormous on her and she said to...

A Scotsman, an Italian, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, 'Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glesga, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, ye buy a drink, ye buy another drink...

The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven which part of your body goes first?" Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?" Suzie...

Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bastard!" The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your Mother-in-Law to death with a spanner."...

Three couples died and were waiting at the gates of heaven. St Peter said to the first couple.. can I help? The first couple told him they were dead and wanted to come in. St Peter said to the man.... You want to come in here!!! All your life it has been money, money, money, your so obsesed...

> >A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker > >catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the > >hooker, "How much?" > >Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." Guy says, "$500 > >dollars! For a hand-job! > >No hand-job is worth...

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I have a netgear WRG 614 router wireless linked to my brothers PC I also own a D link 300G+ modem (ethernet). If i plug the 300G+ into my pc ethernet port it works fine and i can acess the setup page using 192.168.0.1 How ever if i plug the modem into the router i cant acess this page or...

Essex girl crossing road gets hit by a car, The driver gets out to check that she's ok driver-"are you ok?" essex girl- "my head hurts, and i think my arms broke" driver- "how many fingers have i got up?" essex girl-"oh great, dont tell me i'm paralysed from the waist down as well"

An Englishman, an Australian and an Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught...

Two married blokes are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage... I take my...

While on holiday in the Vatican, a tourist needs to relieve himself. So he walks into the 'restroom' and sees the Pope masturbating. He can't believe his eyes and gets his camera out so he can prove to everyone that he saw the Pope jacking off. Just to be safe, he reels off the whole film. But...

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to...

Mickey Mouse is in his altournee's office. The altournee says:"I am sorry Mr.Mouse, but you can't divorce your wife Minnie on account of her having buck teeth, to which Mickey replies: "No,you don't understand- I said she was fucking Goofy!"

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!" The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!" Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later...