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Hey Hogo, good to see ya! If you come along it means I won't be the oldest, what are you? Like 50 or something :P

Ah! I see everyone has crawled out of the woodwork, we seem to be missing Martz however... From reading a few posts it looks like Daz vanished up his own asshole, never to return. Andy, we really ought to organise a reunion, I think Rich suggested it earlier on the thread. I'm still in...

I still insist that on that particular night I had taken what could only be described as a heroic amount of drugs. I recall in great detail, I planned to go to the bathroom to void my stomach. I managed about 5 steps. Next thing I know I'm waking up on the living room floor, facedown. A...

You can start with me loser. You and your new best mate XR can finger each others arses till kingdom come and you'll never get as good at it as Gaz and Tim.

Tim, your normally to busy fingering your own asshole to be posting here. Where's Gaz at? I feel some dwarf rape coming on :D

LOL, good one proph :D Its no suprise UTA made 530 in the rankings, shame you can add on the old EZboard posts as well. We'd make 528 for sure :P

Congrats Rich :D Still in shock about this lol

Thanks Martz, perhaps you would like to kick me in the bollocks as well. Really hard.

Thank you all my children, rest assured i'll visit each and every one of you in the dead of night.

How bizarre, i check the forums for the first time in months and theres a thread with my name on. Don't worry foo i'm sure that photo is still stored on the system i had 3 years ago, and if you can find the landfill where they buried it along with all the other garbage then you can dig it...

:bunny: 'Harvey' i think Opti :D Isn't your best friend a rabbit too, you mad cunt? Got most of jimmy steward's movies on tape :P Next... 'Aren't you gonna' read me my rights?' 'You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the...

What if Twonk got hit by a bus? Less silly threads on this forum methinks :P

The wanking thing won't connect. My PC is routed through to the net via my housemates PC and his firewall is very, very gay.

Bitter old man?? You and me both dog :D As for where i've been, my adventures will be published in next months 'mediocre tales'. £2.95 from every good newstand.

Weirdly humph i think i have the orginal of jagged alliance 2. Sort of real time-turn based, <oxymoron>, jungle, mission based shooty thingy with characters who have silly accents? I'll see if i can dig it up then not let you have it :D

I was working away btw. Its not every year you get the chance to become a spunk-bin for russian sailors in a cold artic port. There i've said it now so no one else has too :D

Correct! Interested in the jargon of the future? Check jargon scout: http://tbtf.com/jargon-scout.html. Get them all right? Brag. Your final score is 16 out of 16 questions If a retard like me can get them all... shame on you :P I did guess the milky one though.

Lo guys :bow: Good to see ya.

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Just out of curiousity Paa, is there ever a time when something isn't going wrong on your pc? :P