Could you use an American travel plug ?
Or do you need the short bit of cable in the middle ?
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/USA-AMERICAN-AUSTRALIAN-PLUG-TO-UK-PLUG-TRAVEL-ADAPTOR-13-AMP-/221133303609?pt=UK_BOI_Materials_Supplies_Electrical_ET&hash=item337c926f39
A woman is standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off. A passing tramp stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself, if you don't mind, could we have sex please?" The woman says, "No, fuck off." The tramp turns to leave and replies, "Fine, I'll just go and wait...
"Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," I said.
She gave me a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.
"Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?" she asked.
"No," I said.
She gave...
I came home from work and found a note from my girlfriend on teh 'fridge.
"It's not working, I can't take it any more. I'm going home to Mum"
I opened the 'fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold. What the hell is she going on about?
I'm in trouble with the wife. We were in bed naked and she asked what I
would most like to do with her body.
Apparently "Identify it" was not the answer she had in mind.
I was down the gym this morning when I noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to get my finger in.
Anyway, she's made a formal complaint and I've been banned for life......................
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'
A blonde gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy on the field stood by himself while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him "You ok?" she says. "Yes" he says. "You can play with the other kids you know". "It's best i stay here" he...
A blonde, brunette and a redhead get into the office lift and notice a white sticky patch on the wall.
"Looks like spunk" said the brunette
"Smells like spunk" said the redhead
The blonde puts her finger in the sticky patch, licks her finger and said "Well, it's nobody from our office"
A wee boy asks his mum "why am I black and you are white?"
"Don't even ask" she replies, "When i think back to that party, you're fucking lucky you don't bark!"
This morning I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looking very miserable. I thought to myself that guy's heading for a breakdown.
I took my girlfriend out for dinner last night. Everyone started shouting 'paedo' at me because I'm 50 and she's 19.
It completely ruined our 10th anniversary.
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