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And on a lighter note:D

Best place for him:mad:

And vice versa (go check my tee-shirt):rolling:

Sly and Wicked

Sit and Wait

Suffer all Warriors

So absolutely Wrong

See and Wonder;)

Slow and Wobbly:D

Wan dates Rec :D

Wan selling life insurance :cool:

Wan demonstrating good customer relations in his father's restuarant.

Excellent:D

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini-skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow...

A man gets to his plane seat, and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess comes around, and the man asks her for a coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks, "Get me a whiskey, bitch." The stewardess, somewhat flustered, brings a whiskey to...

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is told to go into a room and wait for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?" "Breast fed" she says. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor orders. She...

Malindy Malindy fell way down deep in love With a mountain boy she knew. But it was quite the proper thing As she was mountain too. She hastened home to tell her Pap That shortly she would wed One likely Mr. Rufus Brown, When Pap looked up and said, No, honeychile, you cain't do that You'll...

There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy costume company to explain the problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. "Dear Sir, please find...

A lady dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly gates and is greeted by Saint Peter. There are a few people waiting, so she strikes up a conversation with him. Just then, she hears a blood curdling scream! "What was that?" she asks. "Oh, don't worry about that," says Saint Peter...

The British Government's policy of socialized medicine has recently been broadened to include a service called "Proxy Fathers". Under the government plan, any married woman who is unable to become pregnant through the first five years of her marriage may request the service of a proxy father- a...