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  • Hey - turns out IRC is out and something a little more modern has taken it's place... A little thing called Discord!

    Join our community @ https://discord.gg/JuaSzXBZrk for a pick-up game, or just to rekindle with fellow community members.

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    I've found Crazy Squirrel......

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/7096816.stm
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    The Bus Conductor

    This bloke is working on the buses and collecting tickets. He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the bloke is sent down for murder and seeing as it's Texas he's...
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    New VW car.

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    New Scam Warning.

    Not sure how many of you shop at ASDA, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a store while shopping. This happened at ASDA and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two good...
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    WW2 Game log.

    *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.*...
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    Knee Down

    For the first time this afternoon. Wooohoooooo :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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    Oooooeeerrrrr!!!!!

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040520/344/eu22r.html
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    In Hospital!

    I'm in hospital at the moment with bad food poisoning. I was making a cheese sandwich and used a daffodil bulb instead of an onion. But don't worry, I'll be out in the spring
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    Miss Chernobyl 2004

    Isn't she a cracker....
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    Young People of today.

    Back in my day younsters were getting up to nothing more than stealing a few apples from a garden. Now you never see them help an old lady across the road. They are all too busy drinking alcopoops, either that or they are smoking a crack. Then they go off and mug old ladies and hang arund on...
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    Weird IE6 problem.

    I've got a bit of a weird one with IE6 refusing to load pages into a new window. Whether that be a popup (which can be good but more often than not bloody frustrating) or right clicking a link and clicking open link in new window. The window opens and then just sits there and won't load the...
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    Bungle You Tart.

    Are you going to the test match at the weekend?
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    The 'I Adore' Plonko Thread.

    Feel free to add comments of admiration. :D
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    Horror Story.

    Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin...
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    Fantastic Joke

    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his...
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    Moon landing.

    Simple one really..... Did they or didn't they?
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    Look out Steve.....

    Nasser's gonna get ya!!!!!!
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    Cod

    It's recently been 'leaked?' that the scientific advice for conservation of cod in th North Sea and Irish Sea is to close the fishery completely due to the ridiculously low stock levels. I'd be interested to hear some opinions on what people think about it bearing in mind that an estimated...
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    XP Exploer Problem. Please help me, it's making me unhappy.

    I seem to have a problem opening IE and windows explorer. What happens is that in IE I try to open it and says IE blah blah has encoutered a problem and will be shut down do you want to tell microshaft about it. (you all know the message) It'll do this 4-5 times and then will open it without...
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    What a wanker.

    :lol: