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Why We Love Children 1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise...

Hehehe Scousers. If you understand Liverpool you will understand the picture

Chav nativity... There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?) She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref. One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel...

a man injected viagra into his eyes................................ he thought it would make him look hard :rofl:

An annoying but addictive game lol. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=12085 i can only get 900 points then die :(

is for porn............ http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/internet4porn lol it is kinda funny

What does a bungee jumper and a gay man have in common? ..... If the rubber breaks, they're both in shit! :rofl:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/park.php i found it difficult :mad: but after a few go's it's easy :D

If you've never seen these before watch them they are soo funny http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/spotlight/series/angrykid/ <-- Season 1 http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/spotlight/series/angrykid2/ <-- Season 2

Do you tihnk that Malcom Glazier is right for United? I don't. He is worthless and he is going to put United £265 million in debt. Manchester United are alright without him and we dont need money to buy players as we have good ones already

I got an internet connection which is 1.5meg. When i play on servers i get pings of 40. But when my mum goes on her computer and swicthes on her webcam my ping goes upto 800 and 1000. I have tried reinstalling UT but still doesnt work!!!!!! Any idea's on why it does that????? and how i...

http://www.starcarlton.com/Flash/FingerFooty.htm kool game but i cant get more than 500 points

I am at skool and in isolation becoz of a teacher winding me up and im bbbboooorrrrreeeeedddd :user: :flame:

http://www.workmanweb.com/fliersclub/simulator2.html I can only get 70.3570 FT

I've never bin up this early for as long as i can remember and all coz of my STUPID dog. :mad: and no one is online too talk too :(

School's out for summer hehehehe seven weeks of little peeps on UT :fight:

http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=3092 :D

http://www.pwned.nl/ :D

Who do you think will win the Fa cup? :footy: I am going to Cardiff to watch it tommorow as a proud Manchester United fan and i hope they win :D