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  • Hey - turns out IRC is out and something a little more modern has taken it's place... A little thing called Discord!

    Join our community @ https://discord.gg/JuaSzXBZrk for a pick-up game, or just to rekindle with fellow community members.

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    Retired UTA player rambling

    UT will soon be ten years old, and as we all know, ten years is is fucking centuries in terms of computer tech. Today's cheapest hardware can run Unreal Tournament with arrogant ease, and the game takes up but a tiny fraction of modern day resources. UT ran smoothly on a 500Mhz P2 with a...
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    George Carlin dead

    http://uk.reuters.com/article/peopleNews/idUKN2339172520080623 I am so fucking depressed by this. Fucking fuck.
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    Thread.

    Well, I'm fucking bored shitless, so I'm going to blindly grab a random picture from my hard drive and post it so that we can all discuss. ...Hopefully it won't be any of my kinky fetish porn.
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    Virgin Media

    Utterly fucking sick of them; for the past month now, I have had unplayable ping times in all games on all servers at peak time. And by unplayable I don't mean 200, or 300. No. I mean randomly spiking with anything between 400 and twelve fucking thousand. Needless to say, this is pathetic. I'd...
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    Halp Me Plz

    I've got a month to my birthday and I don't know what the fuck I want to squeeze out of the people around me. Help me by suggesting cool shit I might want. In return, I offer imaginary green rep.
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    Guess what?

    Dumbledore's ghost makes snape good. Petunia helps harry to kill Voldemort. Harry doesn't die.
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    I want a new router

    Help me, chit-chatters. I'm sick and fucking tired with my old belkin 4-port piece of shit, since its port forwarding options are worthless, (and in all honesty, I have no idea if they actually WORK or not) it instantly crashes and thus takes down my whole network when certain applications try...
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    Goatse

    http://www.google.com/trends?q=goatse&ctab=1 I love Finland.
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    Computer problem

    As of yesterday, my machine has thrown all manner of fits and tantrums whilst performing various tasks - ranging from playing company of heroes to doing nothing whatsoever. The only logical cause of this problem I can see thus far is the fact that, for some reason, my processor's core voltage...
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    Weird

    Who wants to have a go at explaining this one? http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/Humphro/?action=view&current=legend_of_sasquatch_mountain.swf Trippy as hell.
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    Ackack!

    Ack ackackack!!! Ack Ack ack!! ACCCKKK!!!! ACK!!!!! ACK!!!! ackackackackackac ackack !!! ack ack ack. AHHHHCKKK!!!! AHHHAAACCCKKK!!! ack ack.Ack ackackack!!! Ack Ack ack!! ACCCKKK!!!! ACK!!!!! ACK!!!! ackackackackackac ackack !!! ack ack ack. AHHHHCKKK!!!! AHHHAAACCCKKK!!! ack ack. ACK ACK...
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    forums.utassault.net is down

    Just thought you'd like to know. Fraghub.net is still directing properly.
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    A silent hill message for hank

    Saw your silent hill thread, but I can't reply to it because I'm still banned from non-ut :rolleyes: What I can tell you about the ending:
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    World Politics

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59TeDyQz4_U
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    Erm... what?

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    My trolling

    Earned me this: Discuss.
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    Steve Irwin

    Is dead http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,20349890-5005961,00.html Stingray Barb through the chest. Hardly a surprising cause for his death, now, is it? Rest in peace, you awesome, amazing nutcase. :bawling: ...Also, Darwin Award?
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    I hate this country and it's knee-jerkers

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/5297600.stm Really, piss the fuck off. If I like having the shit kicked out of me by a member of the opposite sex, it's my fucking choice. Get lost, you fucking dickheads. Get the fuck off my internet.
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    My friend [Not Safe For Work]

    One of my mates has written a story. His name is Nick. My name is Mark. Here is a small excerpt from the story: My mates rule, really they do.
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    Microsoft Videos

    http://blogs.smh.com.au/mashup/archives//005589.html Hmm... 3 new threads in 3 days? I seem to be turning into Lex...