I just reinstalled UT after formatting and when i run it I cant see the menu bar at the top. Not a major problem I know but I prefer it when I can see the menubar.
Any help ?
Little Tommy wakes up in the middle of the night and goes the toilet, he looks into his mum and dad's room and he can see them engaged in sex, shocked Tommy goes back to bed.
The following morning he says to his mum
"I saw you jumping on top of Dad last night whats was you doing?"
The mum taking...
A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks, "Have you been drinking Sir?"
"No. Why?" replies the man. "Was I all over the road?"
"No," replies the officer, "your driving was fine, sir. It was...
Even worse 1 than that
I had a car accident the other day on my usual route into work. i was fuckin nackered and spaced at the lights, thus cracking the arse of this vauxall corsa. This dwarf gets out, he couldn't have been over 3 foot high. he walked up to my car so i got out, then he shouts...
Figo pisses over Ronaldo and Quaresma neither are good enough to lace his boots.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UA8bHDUp55U&mode=related&search=
There pretty skillful also.
Don't Shave That Hair!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It...
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