Hi all.:)
I am a old assault player.:)
I stoped playing assault for a wiel now.
My old nick was XENA.
I play zp|iCTF for over 1 year now and see that some of u are playing zp|iCTF now as well.
I got my own zp|iCTF servers.
Got them for over 1 year now.
People say they rock...
Yeah!!!
i got a other pup.:o
her name is Missy she is a Yorksher terrier
she is 7 weeks old.
her and the other pup Aeryn the labrador) make it fine.:)
i did put a glass next to her so you can see how biggggggggg she is.:)
On an airline flight to Florida during a recent hurricane, the captain did his best to skirt the edge of the storm. But it was a pretty rough ride just the same - rough enough that the flight attendants were ordered to strap themselves into their seats for about half an hour, and many of the...
~The Island of Christmas in Paradise ~
Do You Need a break from the holiday hustle and bustle...
Don't you ladies out there just wish you could get away from it all... If only just a little While this Holiday season???
Well, GirlFriend!!!
I want to take you on
a brief Vaction to...
80% of Kindergartners solved this riddle.
But only 5% of Stanford graduates figured it out!
Can you answer the following question?
1. The word has seven letters...
2. Preceded God...
3. Greater than God...
4. More Evil than the devil...
5. All poor people have it...
6...
~ The Good Wife Guide ~
An actual article from
Housekeeping Monthly May 13, 1955
Have dinner ready.
Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return.
This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned...
1. Rubberbands last longer when refrigerated.
2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
4. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
5. The shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
6. There...
There are these two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being...
:beer:
0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet.
1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.
2 - Lager warming up head. Pretzles are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse.
3 - Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks...
#Yankton, South Dakota: A woman was arrested at her step son's Boy Scout meeting. While watching a policeman demonstrate his drug dog's ability, the dog found a bag of grass in her purse.
#Colorado Springs: A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash...
Once upon a time...
There lived a king. The King had a
beautiful daughter, the Princess.
But the kingdom was a sad place.
There was no laughter, and no joy.
The problem was, that
everything the Princess touched would melt.
No matter what, metal, wood...
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the...
I'm waiting for the weekend
This week has been so long
Is it really only Wednesday?
This calendar must be wrong!
My back feels like it's Friday
My feet are killing me
This week's gone on forever
I'm so tired I cannot see!
I'm dreaming that this Saturday
A big nap I shall take
No...
Two Norwegian men were driving near Mt. Horab, a Norwegian community in Wisconsin, when they noticed a large billboard sign advertising free sex with a 15 gallon fill-up of gas. Thinking this sounded like too good of a deal to be true, they both decided to check it out and went into town and...
The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations:
"Dear Mr. Butcher, starting tomorrow, please leave eight pounds of meat for Brutus. Six pounds only makes him angry and vicious!"
"Dear Mr. Mailman, we found bloodstains all...
A young blonde woman is speaking to her psychiatrist.
Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my...
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