Lamest excuse?

[FireWire]

All of the above .. you gave me some good ideas though thx
how about "damn my joystik sux"

 

[Humph]

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[Coffee]

enuf if u have {24} front of ur name, dont need no excuse

 

[Avalanche]

-sorry i was playin with one hand

 

[Ba]V[sE]

Some I have heard, when they loose:

"I have a new computer!"

"You suck!"

"You don´t die!"

"I´m not wasting my time on noobs! *disconnect* "

 

[dog]

lessee...

flakwhore, shockwhore, sniperwhore, miniwhore, rl whore, ripperwhore.... not to mention my fav: SPAMMERS

 

[RoTTeD]

The best one is : it was vipah´s fault
And another ones are ffs lagspikes,ffs basdo get out of my way,basdo dont boost me bitch, basdo dont throw me an iron bitch!, basdo ffs take a shower cos u smell and my fav one im playing with fags and they want fuck me ffs

 

[F@TBOY]

!! ffs redeemer !! is my most popular 1

 

[Avalanche]

fs this thread should be moved to chit chat

 

[Beltroniko]

lol at "back"
i remember a league match, not sure if it was fxn/uc/solid but every map drag was coming bottom, and he said it eevry map, well made me laugh

solid match lol.

 

[[3dgamer]Lord_M]

- can't aim? use the redeemer

- sorry, i'm sick

- no sound

 

[Carnage`]

Can't focus ,porn on telly!

To busy yelling at drag

Tax sorted xcept i forgot they can't read

Wow shit! .... dozed off

 

[Paa`]

Most common from DM'ers is -

"Got winamp on"

lol

 

[LeNiXiS]

lol @ no sound

 

[Ajax]

'sorry the dog was busy sucking my balls', if someone ever said this somehow i wouldnt belive them (unless it was stompa)

 

[riotz]

"Man , high sensitivity sucks , I'm going back to my old sens"

 

[VaMpY]

DRRRRuuuuuunNnnnK

I'm Drunk...
This isn't an excuse...its fact 90% of the time ,fook knows what happens during the other 10% i cant remember

 

[apex]

im playing with fags and they want fuck me ffs

LMFAO

 

[punawa]

"15 fps ownz "

"share ammo damn noob !"

with snipe : "gay zoom fs"

"cant dodge"

"buy a connection and stop sliding fs"

"dont shoot at me, same team idiot"

"i didnt have message ??!!!"

"bah first game of the day" (after 15 of course )

my favorites

 

[sKull]

"was mowing the grass"

fooker lives in a flat