Yo Mama

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I'm makin this thread cause me wants to hear some new Yo mama jokes.... Plz tell me your best "Yo Mama or Ya Family" jokes.

I will start:

Yo Mama is so ugly.... SHE makes unions cry!



Yo family is so poor..when I came to your house and stept on a sigaret your mama said: "HE who turned the heating off"!

 

[Me.$uck]

yo mama ya family thread

 

[teks]

 

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[D-Almighty]

 

[Skunkburner]

Yer mommas ass is soooooooooo big, NASA use it as a landing strip for the shuttle

 

[Me.$uck]

 

[ProPain]

yo mamma is so fat she was born the first the second and the third of july

 

[Zork]

yo mamma is so fat when she wears a Malcom X t-shirt, helicopters are trying 2 land on here!!!

 

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[Skunkburner]

When yer momma farts they collect enough gas to run a power station.

 

[Skunkburner]

Yer momma is so fat when she goes to the beach eskimos keep trying to harpoon her.

 

[ProPain]

yer mamma is so fat , when she goes to the zoo elephants start throwing peanuts at her

 

[Joko]

yer mamma is so fat, shes needs a boomerang to put her belt on

 

[ProPain]

oi that was my next one
yer mamma is so dumb
Saw her standing in the supermarket looking at a pack of orangejuice for hours, just cos it said concentrate

 

[GUN]

Lo m8's thx 4 tha match last night pld CO, Dunno if this story fits but here it goes:
One day a policeman stopped yer mamma who had just gone
through a four way stop sign and was about to give her a
ticket when she said.
"Officer you can't give me a ticket for that!"

"Why not" said the officer.

"Because although I did not stop I slowed right down and its
almost the same."

"But you did not stop" replied the officer, and the sign says
STOP."

"But the way was clear and it was safe" replied yer mamma.

The officer then pulls out his baton and starts hitting yer
mamma's car.

"What are you doing!" yells yer mamma in surprise.

"Do you want me to slow down or stop?" says the officer
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Volcano vaporizers

 

[ProPain]

lo gun!
well pld yesterday swappers!
and lmfao

 

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lo gun m8,
A very nice match indeed and lol 2 the above

 

[Shocker]

your muma's so ugly that when she was born her mum said what a treasure and then her dad said yes were shall we berry her?

 

[Skunkburner]

yo mamma's soooooo fat that she went into K.F.C. and ordered a chicken bucket and the lady said what size of chicken bucket would you like and your mamma said the one on the roof