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Samy

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Nov 9, 2001
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On the first day got created the earth, the sun, the moon and the universe.
On the second day, God created the sea, the plants, the animals and the garden.
the disputed day God created Adam.
he said to him, "Speak to the wolves and learn to understand them, then you will 3 feet tall and you get wings. so Adam learned this and was 3 feet tall and could fly like an eagle. He flew and flew, but his request was a woman.
so God told him, "you will again 3 meters higher so that you're strong and you will get a woman, but you have to give your wings and thus you are mortal."

:rofl:

Now you.
 
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hallo.

today i woke up. i thought wowza what is this. i grow up to 11 meters.
now they have to build the doors higher.