Admin abuse...

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Jun 14, 2002
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Concerned with the growing number of anti-admin complaints there have been recently, I decided to go undercover in the extremely well-hidden administrator channel, posing as Timo. I was lucky enough to arrive just as the rest of the admins were beginning a discussion on the latest anti-cheat protection. I have posted an unedited log of the conversation below, so you can judge for yourselves how well our admin team is coping with the pressure.

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* Now talking in #adminfailboat
* Topic is
'UTA is dying... WITH OUR HELP!!!'
* Set by MyM on St. Swithen's Day
* Ulv has joined #adminfailboat
<Mym> ur late timo
<MyM> and you ulv
<MyM> dont make me infract you an eighth time
<Ulv> ninth
<MyM> whatever
<MyM> now then gentlemen
<MyM> we have a problem
<Ulv> oh right hang on
* Torp was kicked by Ulv (general principle)
<MyM> no not that, i mean another problem
<MyM> six months ago we formed our little coalition
<MyM> Admins for Respect, Sociability and Empathy
<Cratos> or A.R.S.E.
<Cratos> sigh
<MyM> alright alright, lets not get into that argument again
<MyM> ulv, what is the first rule of A.R... of our society?
<Ulv> the first rule of arse is you do not talk
<MyM> yes? about?
<Ulv> no it was just 'you do not talk'
<MyM> oh ye, that is what we told you isnt it...
<MyM> k let me try a different tack
<MyM> we've spent months designing and coding all this new anti-cheat protection
<MyM> and after all that effort what's the result?
<Cratos> well
<MyM> yes!
<MyM> people can STILL connect to servers!
<Cratos> CRIPES!
<Ulv> CRUMBS!
<Timo_Maas> YE GODS!
<MyM> yes!
<MyM> its happening every day and its going on right under our nose
<MyM> noses
<MyM> this piece of code was supposed to be exploding ppls routers by now
<MyM> what happened to that, ulv?
<Ulv> i forgot to write that jpeg into the code tbh
<MyM> how do you forget a jpeg of pete in the buff?
<Ulv> not quickly
<Ulv> but im still photoshopping it
<MyM> photoshop doesnt have that big a magnifier, use something else
<Ulv> ye dont worry, ill get it ready
<MyM> well if it crashed the NSA mainframe then a few dozen NL routers shouldnt pose a problem
<Ulv> thats not all that 'shouldnt pose'
<Ulv> what was he doing with his finger?
<MyM> never mind that now
<Mym> timo, hows it going with the thing that chops off ppls feet if utdc thinks theyre using radar?
<Timo_Maas> im still field testing it on meself
<Mym> fair enough
<MyM> hang on, you've cut off your own feet?
<Timo_Maas> ye for practice
<MyM> that was a bit daft wasnt it?
<MyM> how are you going to drive the van now?
<Ulv> what van?
<Ulv> omg
<Ulv> mym, when will you get it into your head that this is not the A-Team, The Italian Job or Scooby bloody Doo?
<MyM> well we could at least make the effort
<MyM> timo, i thought you were in charge of the costumes?
<Timo_Maas> so?
<MyM> brown overcoats is the best you could do?
<MyM> we look like we're shifting a piano
<Timo_Maas> least theyre warm innit
<MyM> theyre crap, i look nothing like fred
<Timo_Maas> look a bit like wilma
<MyM> as usual youve missed the point
<MyM> and speaking of ppl who tend to miss things
<MyM> cratos
<Cratos> what now
<MyM> you were supposed to put in a feature which would cause ppls computers to BSOD every five minutes?
<Cratos> ah ye
<MyM> hows it coming?
<Cratos> well i cant get them to BSOD yet
<Cratos> but i can get them to open the windows calculator when the person least expects it
<Cratos> once a week max
<MyM> right so i asked you for a catastrophic systems failure
<MyM> and youve given me a minor irritation
<MyM> cratos that is not a blue screen of death
<MyM> that is a pink screen of dandruff
<Cratos> ive only got one pair of hands fs
<MyM> mb if youd lose some weight the van wouldnt get so many punctures
<Cratos> omfg, throw him a scooby snack
* Shagrath has joined #adminfailboat
<Cratos> nice timing shaggy
<MyM> honestly i despair
<MyM> i could have done anything with my life
<MyM> instead of babysitting these ungrateful wanks in uta
<MyM> its not easy being a good admin you know!
<Ulv> we know, we all suck
<MyM> no i mean good-hearted
<MyM> hmm mb thats been my mistake
<MyM> yes!
<MyM> this charade has gone on long enough!
<MyM> gentlemen it is time for the truth!
<MyM> the hermaphrodite you knew as mym is no more!
<MyM> for i am really...
* MyM whips off his rubber mask
<MyM> HAHA!
<Cratos> wtf
<Cratos> Barry White?
<MyM> sorry wait
* MyM whips off another rubber mask
<MyM> HAHA!
<Ulv> omg
<Ulv> PSY!
<Ulv> GASP!
<Cratos> GASP!
<Timo_Maas> SPAG!
<Timo_Maas> *
<MyM> HAHA!
<MyM> hang on...
* MyM is now known as Psy
<Psy> HAHA!
<Psy> sry caps
<Cratos> nps
* Cratos was kicked by Psy (googled for tele camping when he was 12)
<Psy> man
<Psy> i love it when a plan comes together
<Ulv> christ we're back to the A-Team again
* Ulv was kicked by Psy (googled for stand combo 4 years ago)
<Psy> suck my ban
<ban> yes please
<Psy> shut up
* ban was kicked by Psy (tit all his life)
<Psy> its all falling into place!
<Psy> timo, how many botters did you and the rest of the team spot this week?
<Timo_Maas> we dunno, none of us can connect to the servers
<Psy> oh for f...
* you were kicked by Psy (planning to google for fake nick tomorrow)

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So, there you have it. Connect to those servers while you can, time is running out :ban:
 
<Ulv> mym, when will you get it into your head that this is not the A-Team, The Italian Job or Scooby bloody Doo?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:thumb: Useless omdz
 
poor meteor, protocol and bas being left out :(



:rofl: though, very accurate portrayal :thumb: