We're doomed

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed,
here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
  *On Sears hair dryer:
  Do not use while sleeping.
  * On a bag of Fritos:
  You could be a winner!  No purchase necessary.  Details inside.
  * On a bar of Dial soap:
  Directions:  Use like regular soap.
  * Some Swann frozen dinners:
  Serving suggestion: Defrost.
  * On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
  Fits one head.
  * On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
  Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
  * On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
  Product will be hot after heating.
  * On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
  Do not iron clothes on body.
  * On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
  Do not drive car or operate machinery.
  * On Nytol (a sleep aid):
  Warning: May cause drowsiness.
  * On a Korean kitchen knife:
  Warning keep out of children.
  * On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
  For indoor or outdoor use only.
  * On a Japanese food processor:
  Not to be used for the other use.
  * On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
  Warning: contains nuts.
  * On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
  Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
  * On a Swedish chainsaw:
  Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
 
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* On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

fu<kin hilarious. all of em. that 1 especially. spose they need it for those americans
 
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quality - this is the stuff that keeps me sane at work :lol:
 
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i agree with light :lol:
thats sad :lol:
but AA is gay
 
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I have some service manuals writen by Japanese ppl at Sanyo.Man u should see some of the transelations:lol:
 
Actualy the "peanuts..." reference makes sense, since peanuts aint nuts. Usualy we couldnt care less but for alergics its rather relevant :P

PS: wtf Ivan couldnt you find an older thread?
 
Funny, I read this Thread few days ago - actually looking for something else.
Now someone warmed it up :]