ADC headquarter 19:23 gmt. ADC thief and ADC addict having fun:
ADC addict: Bah where's my beer?
ADC thief: Hey don't look at me, that's mine...i promise...REALLY!
ADC addict: great, now i even lost my weed...
ADC thief:
3 secs later
ADC thief:
silence
ADC addict:....hey you are smoking a spliff? Thought you said that you don't have any weed left.
ADC thief: that's mi...
ADC addict: ...ah man f0.
*knock knock*
ADC thief: Shhttt, knocking.
ADC addict: Yeah, i'll knock someone down if i can't find my beer.
ADC thief: no i mean someone knocked AT THE DOOR.
ADC addict: Oh,
(louder) WHO'S THERE?
Mister Doh: - Someone who wanna join ADC!
ADC addict: O rly? *hicks*
Mister Doh: - ofc, coz everyone loves ADC !
ADC addict: Blabla, you're in, now stfu and bring me a new beer.
Mister Doh: - Awww i'm in, a dream came true !
ADC addict: yeye, now HURRY! My hands already start to shake.
You wanna have such an exciting life like ADC thief and ADC addict? Or you wanna have as much fun as Mister Doh and become an ADC trainee?
Ha, that's your chance to show everyone how cool you really are!
ADC members are benefited by smartness and penis size (except girls ofc) and they own in real-life.
Post here or come to the most famous IRC channel in the irc.utassault.net universe: #adc .
What we can offer:
- unbelieveable much fun
- you can be part in the famous ADC history
- high skill level
- vent server
- uhmmm and a forum to spam in
What we expect:
- your skill doesn't matter
- Installed UT and vent
- working mouse, keyboard, Internet and monitor would be wishable
- be active
- Last and least: If you're a good looking single woman, you've to serve & love me.
way btw) place for a new face.
che 
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