Famous last words

[Gen76]

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . .
~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953


some good ones in there ---> http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/dying.html

 

[masterrr]

Am I dying or is this my birthday?
When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964

 

[Gen76]

my headstone will say Owned i think

 

[Humph]

my headstone will say Owned i think

I'll have "Connection Failed" on mine.

 

[Solar´]

refused by server

 

[Apoc]

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900

lol :>

 

[Humph]

"I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time."

"I have a terrific headache."
He died of a cerebral hemorrhage.

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . ."
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864
the best imo

 

[Rich]

Not from that site but one of my favourite last words comes from Bob Hope

On his deathbed he was asked, "would you like to be buried or cremated?"
He replied " surprise me!"



Best headstone quotes

Spike Milligans reads " i told you i was sick"
It was going to read "under this sod lies another one" but it wasnt alowed

 

[Dark]

All good, btw Rich i love you and id like to rim you till my tounge is raw if only you were as gay as i am
I wonder if you can just have "bugger" on your headstone.

 

[Happy_Guy]

"I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time."

"I have a terrific headache."
He died of a cerebral hemorrhage.

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . ."
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864
the best imo

last one is indeed gold, has been for me for years

 

[DK]

my headstone will say Owned i think

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