Recent content by Twonko

  • Hey - turns out IRC is out and something a little more modern has taken it's place... A little thing called Discord!

    Join our community @ https://discord.gg/JuaSzXBZrk for a pick-up game, or just to rekindle with fellow community members.

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    Hey

    Twenty years have passed since UTA was a thing. Twenty years older, twenty years more wealthy, ten years wiser. Have now given up work and spend most of my time travelling and doing voluntary work. Divorced and way happier. Only daughter now a doctor (she used to watch me play clan matches...
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    Blimey

    You lot still here? Can't believe it's 20 years since this first started. Have any of you been outside yet?
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    My bi-annual Lurk

    FFS I first posted here in 1999. UTA was a blast and I made some decent online mates. Hope you're all doing OK.
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    Tottenham

    Would say yeah but live a long way away. Had planned to come for the Burnley game but my mate is going to a wedding so that is fucked until next year. COYS
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    Support Elite!

    Done.
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    Grz and Che appreciation thread

    Hey Grz. Good days huh? Be happy.
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    Old UTA players you miss...

    I miss Plonko. Wait a minute...no I don't. As for you other cunts. Fuck off the lot of you. Especially Optical. or whatever it is he is calling hmself these days. Cuntical more like.
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    hay guys im rich!

    A friend of mine who is a head teacher met George Osborne on a tube platform and they got chatting. My mate suggested to George Osborne that all of Europe's nuclear waste should be taken to Chernobyl and buried in the sarcophagus there seeing as it was fucked anyway. He said he could see...
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    The official poverty thread

    Clicky Good idea or bad idea?
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    The John Terry thread

    The bloke is a cunt. Nuff said.
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    The Ryan Giggs thread

    Just thought we should have one. No particular reason. None at all. Except he's great at scoring. And that's not a euphemism.
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    Office 2010

    Nothing else running on the LAN. I even switched off my phone in case but it wasn't that. I think Wierdo has it. When I save files to the Documents folder of my Skydrive that qaerue folder appears again in the procedure but the files save OK. If I save to a different folder, Office seems to...
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    Office 2010

    When I 'save as' docs in Office 2010 Pro, there is a folder under NETWORK called qaerue.docs.live.net@SSL that I know nothing about. It could be a windows live account but it sure ain't mine. My own live account is nowhere to be seen in the 'save as' options. If I try and access the...
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    USA rules again

    I could believe all of that if it wasn't for the fact that the war-mongering Americans have a long long history of killing 'Allied' forces. They even have a nice chummy user friendly name for it - Blue on Blue. Kill a friend more like. I live not too far from Tidworth, where a lot of the UK...
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    What next?

    Richey Boy. You never did really actually play did you? You just sort of turned up and died a lot. We're all old farts now and online gaming isn't what I wanna do any more. Too busy making money. They were good times and now they're over. Jog on.