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Samy

Samy

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Nov 9, 2001
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Hamburg
Father: " What did you do in school today?"
Son: " We have made explosives!"
Father: " And what do you do in school tomorrow?"
Son: " In which school?" :lol:
 
,,Our cat has won the first prize at the big bird exhibition at the weekend!"
- ,,I beg your pardon? How did that happen?" - ,,Well, the cage door was open..."
 
Exit in the new opel. The 18-year-old son quotes: ,,Papa let me drive also times. I'm really old enough now! '' - Says the father: ,,you yes - but the car is not yet! ''
 
Two singers talked: ,,How was your concert trip?'' Well, except for the show in kassel, the room was empty. ,,No wonder you were there.'' :lol:
 
When a guy enters the saloon and asks, ,,Who of you has struck my horse pink?" A big, strong guy stands up and says, ,,I! '' The other swallows and says: ,,is dry, now Can paint. '' :lol:
 
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